oh boy was Thomas right, right after he called Mike the Millennial and Louise followed. Magnificent indeed, magnificent sadness.
Mike called in to do his little show on Max Cleland who lost his arms and a leg in Vietnam, became head of the VA and a US senator. Mike told George Max Cleland inspired him and he hopes he can even make it to 79 never mind show the courage and resiliency of Max Cleland - Uncle George told Mike that it passes in an instant, that at Mike's age he could never imagine being the age he is now it seemed so far off. Then George told us the story about meeting Mike and him mom and assured the audience with young people like Mike they should not worry about the future. Yes, let's pin humanity's hopes on 25 year olds who still live at home, have no job, aren't in school, have no friends, have no sex.
then Louise who used her few minutes to once again brag about her life's accomplishments. She seems to have gotten bored with the reincarnation of Cleopatra lunacy, tonight she revealed to George and the audience that she is a ....... Star Child. She explained that 'we are highly intelligent, very talented' and that other people are intimidated/jealous of star children like her.
Then she rhymed off her accomplishments which she's done before 'Miss Kentucky, debutante, i've traveled all over the world, Egypt, Stonehenge, Mexico, Japan ' a few other things in there I forget. Truly an incredible life Louise, such an incredible life yet here you are having to resort to self delusional fantasies that you're Queen Cleopatra and now a Star Child extra-terrestrial.
and now Cornelius who says now daddy is gone Coast is his only family.
might be the saddest open lines in the history of talk radio.
