At least someone cares about my happiness. @FISH
Okay. Looks like it's time to gang up on
@ShayP . Haven't had my coffee yet. I'll warm up with Pittsburgh jokes
I wanna see if this Pittsburgh joke translates into English
Didjinz gise no dem stillers er gun win da souper bull?
Wait ... This one's better
Two guys at the airport each with black eyes
Notice each other.
First Guy: Hey, how did you get that black eye?
Second Guy: Funny story, I meant to ask the woman at the counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, but a slip of the tongue and I said 2 pickets to tittsburgh and she socked me one! How about you?
First Guy: Same thing, a slip of the tongue. I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say pass the Cheerios, but I said you miserable bitch, you make my life a living hell.