Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

Are you in the midst of your move about now? Or at least just before..

[Bart Ell]

Are you in the midst of your move about now? Or at least just before..

Another week but everything is pretty much done.

[damon]

Hello Bart How are you doing today??

[KSM]

Using a free version of spotify. Is that why I am noticing a low end drop off when I upload?

[Martinez Moobs]

Moving I find terrible and I think im going to try to avoid it any more if at all possible.

It seems something or other always turns up missing. What if anything did the monster that always eats one sock from the dryer steal during your move?

[KSM]

Moving I find terrible and I think im going to try to avoid it any more if at all possible.

It seems something or other always turns up missing. What if anything did the monster that always eats one sock from the dryer steal during your move?

Moooobs.. I already have an open ASK ticket still pending.  UR Bro-ingUP ARE Brah Bro un in baad waylee!

[Bart Ell]

Using a free version of spotify. Is that why I am noticing a low end drop off when I upload?

Coo be.
Not sure what the bitrate is on the free plan anymore but all these streaming platforms are playing compression fuckery games.

[Bart Ell]

Moving I find terrible and I think im going to try to avoid it any more if at all possible.

It seems something or other always turns up missing. What if anything did the monster that always eats one sock from the dryer steal during your move?

Hopefully it is that chocolate chop cookie scented candle I have been dragging along with me since 1994 for no real reason.

[KSM]

Coo be.
Not sure what the bitrate is on the free plan anymore but all these streaming platforms are playing compression fuckery games.

Ahh, yeah it seems to be a thing as I have googed it since my ASK. Maybe I'll use a low pass and then EQ around that or something.


I was at a speaking engagement and there was a panel of five miced up guests. I am of the assumption that the sound guy would unmute each guest mic when they were about to speak. I say that because one of them had an extremely irritating low-mid feedback issue while his mic was on. Drove me nuts as I would look over at him the sound guy with needles in my eyes as he couldn't figure out how to simply EQ THE FUCKING CHANNEL ACCORDINGLY! After about 35 minutes I got up and walked over to tell him that I could take care of it within 10 seconds if he didn't mind. He gave me the stinkeye and replied "I'm on it, thanks!"

20 minutes later he was still, not, on, IT! Fortunately the thing was only about 65 minutes long.  Have you ever experienced this before where it was not your gig or problem to correct, but as an attendee you could have helped and solved the issue in a timely manner! ? <<<ASK

[Bart Ell]

20 minutes later he was still, not, on, IT! Fortunately the thing was only about 65 minutes long.  Have you ever experienced this before where it was not your gig or problem to correct, but as an attendee you could have helped and solved the issue in a timely manner! ? <<<ASK

If I was a doctor on a flight and someone asked if anyone was a doctor I would just continue watching homeless porn and pretend I did not hear them.

[KSM]

If I was a doctor on a flight and someone asked if anyone was a doctor I would just continue watching homeless porn and pretend I did not hear them.

It was an annoyance easily remedied.


Homeless porn. Is that even a thing?

[KSM]

Can I be in the HOF just for spite?

Best and most successful thread starter. Extreme contributor with guest vocal appearances in several Bart-like songs, Music, and now the medium of sound known as Raaaaaadio... Also, extreme fitness contributor. These are just a few of dozens of reasons.

[Bart Ell]

Can I be in the HOF just for spite?

Don't tell anyone but I forgot how that whole thing works.

[KSM]

Don't tell anyone but I forgot how that whole thing works.

Your posting times lately are all over the map clock. Are you sleeping at all?

[Bart Ell]

Your posting times lately are all over the map clock. Are you sleeping at all?

Map would be more accurate.
I never sleep more than 5 out of 24.