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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #345 on: July 24, 2019, 01:33:48 PM »
Oh. A bike? Hm. Bike sharing, I hope.

And I heard it was a girl’s bike. With banana seat, butterfly handlebars and training wheels.
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« Reply #346 on: July 24, 2019, 01:53:46 PM »
Prepare for the second coming of Christ (on a bike)
For first coming see bellgab.com
@Christ on a Bike welcome to the new country. I am curious. What kind of bike?

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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #347 on: July 24, 2019, 02:01:20 PM »
@Christ on a Bike welcome to the new country. I am curious. What kind of bike?

Hey @FISH  thanks! What kind of bike? Well, because it's Jesus' bike, it can in fact really be any kind of bike you like.
You can let your imagination run riot. As @GravitySucks kindly gave us all a glimpse into the things swirling around his
mind, hey, whatever turns you on buddy. I'd have gone for Honda Fireblade myself, probably.
It can cycle across water, I should point that out.
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #348 on: July 24, 2019, 02:22:02 PM »
Hey @FISH  thanks! What kind of bike? Well, because it's Jesus' bike, it can in fact really be any kind of bike you like.
You can let your imagination run riot. As @GravitySucks kindly gave us all a glimpse into the things swirling around his
mind, hey, whatever turns you on buddy. I'd have gone for Honda Fireblade myself, probably.
It can cycle across water, I should point that out.
@Christ on a Bike what is the trick to riding on sand?  8)

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« Reply #349 on: July 24, 2019, 02:28:55 PM »
@Christ on a Bike what is the trick to riding on sand?  8)
Pedal powered? Impossible. Forget it.
With a motorbike simply let some air out of the rear tyre, not too much, and power wheelie! Although that doesn't really work as well with an automatic transmission.  8)
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #350 on: July 24, 2019, 03:03:02 PM »
Hey @FISH  thanks! What kind of bike? Well, because it's Jesus' bike, it can in fact really be any kind of bike you like.
You can let your imagination run riot. As @GravitySucks kindly gave us all a glimpse into the things swirling around his
mind, hey, whatever turns you on buddy. I'd have gone for Honda Fireblade myself, probably.
It can cycle across water, I should point that out.

You know you would rock it

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« Reply #351 on: July 24, 2019, 04:52:16 PM »
You know you would rock it

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« Reply #352 on: July 25, 2019, 08:03:51 AM »
You know you would rock it

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@GravitySucks  I would totally rock that. I would look cool and sexy at the same time.

Do you know if @Jedimiller plans on selling it any time soon?
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #353 on: July 25, 2019, 08:54:19 AM »
@GravitySucks  I would totally rock that. I would look cool and sexy at the same time.

Do you know if @Jedimiller plans on selling it any time soon?

You do realize there is no cross bar, correct?
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« Reply #354 on: July 25, 2019, 09:01:53 AM »
You do realize there is no cross bar, correct?

Of course. Cross bars are the number one cause of crushed nuts among male cycling enthusiasts.
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #355 on: August 03, 2019, 07:03:13 PM »
Hi.

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« Reply #356 on: August 03, 2019, 07:13:39 PM »
Hi.
Don't get so fuckin' uppity and aggressive. Whoooaaa!!   

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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #357 on: August 04, 2019, 04:28:08 AM »
Hi.
@Chimp Covfefe "HI"
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! What are you doing here?

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« Reply #359 on: August 04, 2019, 10:12:40 PM »
So it's just a big ol' lovefest is it >:( ::)