WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS

[TigerLily]

Hello @Millicent

You have very nice pets and you like Art too! That's good. A turtle? I hope you're not referring to your husbands dinky.

I have taken the liberty of choosing a few stock avatars for you to choose from. If you would like more, there are plenty! Around here we like our avatars.  Welcome to the forum dear

-FP

/downloaded  I mean /reported

Welcome to Ellgab, Millicent. Post often. But watch out for GravitySucks, KSM and especially BartEll. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. You'll figure out which is which as you get more acquainted

[Bart Ell]

/downloaded  I mean /reported

Welcome to Ellgab, Millicent. Post often. But watch out for GravitySucks, KSM and especially BartEll. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. You'll figure out which is which as you get more acquainted

Referring to @GravitySucks as ugly is not kind.
Not one bit.

[BrightEyes]

Referring to @GravitySucks as ugly is not kind.
Not one bit.

@KSM


I am looking forward to the festive penis'!

[KSM]

@KSM


I am looking forward to the festive penis'!

That's what you want for Christmas? yeah?

[BrightEyes]

That's what you want for Christmas? yeah?

Yes and whatever random profile picture you have at the time! 😂

[KSM]

Yes 

You pay shipping. And I'll be needing it back by new Years eve.  Lol this bubble wrap tickles

[JayGab]

I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.

[TigerLily]

I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.

Go back to your spider hole, Vara

[anniem]

I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.

Aw. I thought we were nice and welcoming.

[KSM]

I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.

I second what the two women before me said. But I'll add this - YOU'RE A HAM SUCKING FUCKFACE!!!

And you're an ANUS!!   A HAM ANUS!!!

[sean92008]

@KSM


I am looking forward to the festive Festivus  penis'!

Seinfelded it.

[PolkaDot]

I'll bet real money that this Millicent person won't be back thanks to all you weirdos. Idiots! You keep turning in the same daily shit for such lackluster forum fodder.

Yet, you remain. 

[BrightEyes]

You pay shipping. And I'll be needing it back by new Years eve.  Lol this bubble wrap tickles

You have a very Theon Greyjoy from GOT vibe here. 


Will foam peanuts work?

[KSM]

You have a very Theon Greyjoy from GOT vibe here. 


Will foam peanuts work?

@BrightEyes

I hate TV. When I watch the tube it's the food network or Hockey-Baseball-Football.

I've not watched one episode of GOT. I do not know who Theon Greyjoy is. But he sounds swell

PS you are also responsible for handling. Not just shipping.


EDIT  I just googled the guy. I don't like em'

[BrightEyes]

@BrightEyes

I hate TV. When I watch the tube it's the food network or Hockey-Baseball-Football.

I've not watched one episode of GOT. I do not know who Theon Greyjoy is. But he sounds swell

PS you are also responsible for handling. Not just shipping.


EDIT  I just googled the guy. I don't like em'

😂. I will remain in one piece I promise!


The man had a big one I thought though?