Hi, Steve. When I started reading your post, I was going to ask if you were that guy in Ireland who used to be a caller in the early days of Art's MITD show. The guy who always talked about how he learned to ejaculate into his scrotum (not that there's anything wrong with that)? But, after reading the rest of your post, you don't sound like a guy who likes to tell international radio audiences about how he ejaculates into his scrotum (not that there's anything wrong with that). Welcome.
Wow... what?! LOL. No, I can't say I've tried that, and I can't say I'd be telling the world, much less phoning into Art Bell to talk about it, if I could. What a horrible representation of Irish people! I remember one Irish guy phoned in years ago, and he sounded like a total moron as well. He was talking about how Ireland is one of the most haunted places in the world. I think he is believing his own folklore. He also sounded not 100% all there lol.
Anyway, thanks for the welcome!