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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2280 on: September 08, 2019, 08:10:00 AM »

Dear Bartavius,

Will you autograph this for me?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2281 on: September 08, 2019, 09:32:10 AM »
Dear Bartavius,

Will you autograph this for me?

Best Wishes, TigerLily


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2282 on: September 08, 2019, 11:22:49 AM »
Hey Bart  - I gave the friendly lady a little click-a-roo.    Now her friends show up!

Any way I can get my auto parts, tools and tech stuff back? 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2283 on: September 08, 2019, 11:24:03 AM »
I'm being over run man...........
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2284 on: September 08, 2019, 11:27:44 AM »
Hey Bart  - I gave the friendly lady a little click-a-roo.    Now her friends show up!

Any way I can get my auto parts, tools and tech stuff back? 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2285 on: September 08, 2019, 12:14:47 PM »
Worst band name you've ever heard of?? I'm asking you.

I was once doing a set in Vancouver with a band that we just threw together to go on the road to avoid day jobs. One night at a club on Broadway we got up on stage and the DJ yelled over the house music into my ear asking what we were called so he could properly introduce us. I immediately blurted back into his ear without giving it any real thought "18 POOHEADS" For forty minutes we were 18 Pooheads receiving mixed reactions from the crowd that just couldn't get past the name no matter how good we were. We ended up becoming an A-room band for year under a different name of course.  Good times.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2286 on: September 08, 2019, 12:36:39 PM »
Hey Bart  - I gave the friendly lady a little click-a-roo.    Now her friends show up!

Any way I can get my auto parts, tools and tech stuff back? 

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I'm being over run man...........
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I've been getting very cool boho chic fashion ads. If I start getting Torrid ads I will know who to blame 😾

And it's only fair

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2287 on: September 08, 2019, 12:54:17 PM »

Now. Back to my buff football guys

Holy balls.  That is right.  Another season of Detroit Lions ineptitude starts in about 40 minutes.    Sigh

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2288 on: September 08, 2019, 01:56:45 PM »
Worst band name you've ever heard of?? I'm asking you.

I was once doing a set in Vancouver with a band that we just threw together to go on the road to avoid day jobs. One night at a club on Broadway we got up on stage and the DJ yelled over the house music into my ear asking what we were called so he could properly introduce us. I immediately blurted back into his ear without giving it any real thought "18 POOHEADS" For forty minutes we were 18 Pooheads receiving mixed reactions from the crowd that just couldn't get past the name no matter how good we were. We ended up becoming an A-room band for year under a different name of course.  Good times.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2289 on: September 08, 2019, 02:17:04 PM »
I've been getting very cool boho chic fashion ads. If I start getting Torrid ads I will know who to blame 😾

And it's only fair
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I am now getting ads for "Full Grown" woman's underwear. Not that there is anything wrong with that. However, never in my life did I ever do a search for "Full Grown" anything. I believe the problem is this thread.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2290 on: September 08, 2019, 03:36:47 PM »
I'm still getting Japanese ads.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2291 on: September 08, 2019, 03:58:40 PM »
I am now getting ads for "Full Grown" woman's underwear. Not that there is anything wrong with that. However, never in my life did I ever do a search for "Full Grown" anything. I believe the problem is this thread.

I'm getting all kinds of great stuff.  Glad I clicked that friendly lady.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2292 on: September 08, 2019, 04:00:26 PM »
I’ve been getting Asian Date ads since @GravitySucks began posting from Thailand.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2293 on: September 08, 2019, 04:01:35 PM »
I’ve been getting Asian Date ads since @GravitySucks began posting from Thailand.

Full Grown Asians by chance?   I think we need to cross the streams some how.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2294 on: September 08, 2019, 04:20:04 PM »
@Bart Ell  If you truly pass on the 31st of October, when we inevitably miss you, which would you prefer we use Rich Martini or Steve Huff to contact you?