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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #975 on: April 28, 2019, 05:04:20 PM »
Quote from: anniem on April 28, 2019, 04:56:34 PM
Hm! Ok, first hair, then Aquatinis.
pureed Aquatinis?
@26 horses will need a touch up on the eye brows. Grab a blue sharpie for the facial and ear hair.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #976 on: April 28, 2019, 06:48:26 PM »
Quote from: FISH on April 28, 2019, 04:57:30 PM
I forgot about the towel situation. The aides did tell me about the no towel rules. They said towels only make your skin more dry.

Yet I saw them taking the towels home. Oh well.   :o

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Just grab some purple sharpies. I will need a touch up on my eyebrows.
Please be careful as you take the posted notes. Remember the skin on your hands is so thin and dry. Last week you bleed for 2 hours from a paper cut. :'(

Oh that, yes, I got hit for reaching for an unauthorized glass of water.  Watch out for the night aides, they are very testy.
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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #977 on: April 28, 2019, 07:00:34 PM »
Quote from: FISH on April 28, 2019, 09:25:17 AM
@PolkaDot , you sound like a perfect candidate for our crazy cat lady nursing home. You will never complain about our moldy spam. ;)
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #978 on: April 28, 2019, 07:06:56 PM »
Quote from: Cleveland Zackhouse on April 28, 2019, 09:27:20 AM
Bart obviously thinks it's important enough to conceal though. Who does he think he is, Lohengrin? I won't expect you to understand that reference, being a mere peasant, but it might help to extend your cultural horizons, such as they are. At least BG is up front, take it or leave it.

People have been -1ing me. And to think these idiots have the vote. I don't care, you blue-rinsed hags, downvote me till your arthritic old hands fall off.

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #979 on: April 28, 2019, 07:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Bluejay on April 28, 2019, 10:31:41 AM
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #980 on: April 28, 2019, 07:10:48 PM »
Quote from: anniem on April 28, 2019, 02:34:54 PM
But what if he IS a serial killer?? One who is very technically savvy!  Maybe the Zoo is where you go before he kills you!  That would really be a way to have people behave properly, wouldn't it!
He's in good company then, we've all ready discussed how to get rid of bodies.
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #981 on: April 28, 2019, 07:11:12 PM »
Quote from: anniem on April 28, 2019, 02:36:30 PM
Yes, @PolkaDot have you got a pile of cuddly toys to bring?  That is a requirement.
Shit.

I'll be right back.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #982 on: April 28, 2019, 07:13:19 PM »
Quote from: FISH on April 28, 2019, 03:46:18 PM
I read some good news today, @anniem . Our nursing home is going to add on a very large barn so @26 horses  may live in our community. I need some help with opening my blue-rinsed for my thin gray hair. My G.D. old arthritic hands are acting up. :'( I can not open the blue rinse bottle.
I hope @PolkaDot brings water proof cuddle toys. Some residents have accidents in their beds. Since I lost my hearing, the screams of the other residents no longer keep me awake.
OK! I'm back with the cuddly....

God Damnit!

I'll be back...
I'll bring the CBD for your hands too @FISH
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #983 on: April 28, 2019, 07:17:22 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 28, 2019, 07:13:19 PM
OK! I'm back with the cuddly....

God Damnit!

I'll be back...
I'll bring the CBD for your hands too @FISH

I’m really starting to worry about y’all.
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #984 on: April 28, 2019, 07:19:22 PM »
Quote from: anniem on April 28, 2019, 04:56:34 PM
Hm! Ok, first hair, then Aquatinis.
Did I miss happy hour again?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #985 on: April 28, 2019, 07:21:40 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on April 28, 2019, 07:17:22 PM
I’m really starting to worry about y’all.
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #986 on: April 28, 2019, 07:46:13 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on April 28, 2019, 07:17:22 PM
I’m really starting to worry about y’all.

Aw, shucks.

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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #987 on: April 28, 2019, 08:31:39 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 28, 2019, 07:19:22 PM
Did I miss happy hour again?

Hey @PolkaDot, you are totally cracking me up today! Love it! And you, @anniem and @FISH! +1 to you all (each)!
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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #988 on: April 29, 2019, 07:45:17 AM »
Quote from: FISH on April 28, 2019, 03:46:18 PM
I read some good news today, @anniem . Our nursing home is going to add on a very large barn so @26 horses  may live in our community. I need some help with opening my blue-rinsed for my thin gray hair. My G.D. old arthritic hands are acting up. :'( I can not open the blue rinse bottle.
I hope @PolkaDot brings water proof cuddle toys. Some residents have accidents in their beds. Since I lost my hearing, the screams of the other residents no longer keep me awake.


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Re: Ellgab vs Bellgab
« Reply #989 on: April 29, 2019, 07:46:25 AM »
Quote from: FISH on April 28, 2019, 05:04:20 PM
pureed Aquatinis?
@26 horses will need a touch up on the eye brows. Grab a blue sharpie for the facial and ear hair.
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