EllGab - Spite Board

Bart,

Wanted to give you a warning on a subject; even though it is somewhat embarrassing to myself. I'll take that hit in order to save you and the rest of the board falling into the trap that I fell into.  A little background. The other week, I moved a tub of water plants that were in our greenhouse outside - it was massively heavy. Mrs. WAN had told me not to do it without help. However, I just wouldn't listen. I got it moved ok solo but at a price. I developed a cherry tomato sized, external hemorrhoid hanging off my O-Ring. This was less then ideal so I went to the Doctor whom instructed me to soak in Epsom salt baths and prescribed some medication.  I followed the Doc's orders but also thought I would do a little web research on perhaps some other remedies that might help. That lead me to the /hemorrhoid sub-reddit over on reddit. Which also leads to this warning - don't go over there!  There is no real help to be had but instead there is just page after page after page of posts of pictures of buttholes. Not cutesy lady buttholes either - these are hairy assed, dude buttholes all in some form of mutilation. No great advice either - just some talk of cramming a vibrator up your hoo-hoo to "increase blood flow".

Not a pleasant thing that happened to me but if someone joins me on club 'roid, stay away from that sub-reddit. I was rather appalled and would save others from the same fate of being horrified.

Toomerick