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Bart Ell

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #795 on: March 27, 2020, 08:03:50 AM »
THE BART ELL RONA REPORT -

There were zero people looking at Niagara Falls as I drove by at 10am.
Why do I drive by?
I like to scream JUMP at anyone who looks like they are having trouble deciding.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #797 on: March 27, 2020, 09:32:17 AM »
THE BART ELL RONA REPORT -

There were zero people looking at Niagara Falls as I drove by at 10am.
Why do I drive by?
I like to scream JUMP at anyone who looks like they are having trouble deciding.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #799 on: March 27, 2020, 10:11:05 AM »

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #800 on: March 28, 2020, 12:13:28 AM »
THE BART ELL RONA REPORT -

There were zero people looking at Niagara Falls as I drove by at 10am.
Why do I drive by?
I like to scream JUMP at anyone who looks like they are having trouble deciding.

Just park nearby and blast this through your mega speakers:


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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #801 on: March 28, 2020, 12:15:25 AM »
Question:  In a Fight for Your Life situation, how long do you have until the cops show up?
Answer:    The rest of your life.

When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away...



Texas AG Ken Paxton issued a ruling stating that local and county authorities cannot restrict gun sales through emergency orders - doing so is specifically prohibited under Texas law.


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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #802 on: March 28, 2020, 04:39:23 AM »
When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away...



Texas AG Ken Paxton issued a ruling stating that local and county authorities cannot restrict gun sales through emergency orders - doing so is specifically prohibited under Texas law.

And in other news, gas is now 1.88 here.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #803 on: March 28, 2020, 05:53:01 AM »
Anyone else enjoying a world without the daily deluge of professional and college sports?  I haven't even heard Leebron comment about issues beyond his grasp in days.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #804 on: March 28, 2020, 07:23:23 AM »
Just park nearby and blast this through your mega speakers:



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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #805 on: March 28, 2020, 11:14:22 AM »
One of the guys who works for my owner wife was at the local Costco Thursday evening and reported that the entire place was completely stocked whereas the previous week is was bleak and depressing and only 50 people were allowed in at one time as they were closely monitored and had limitations on everything from meat to TP.  He also reported that people were behaving and even pleasant to one another all while keeping their distance.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #806 on: March 28, 2020, 11:23:08 AM »
One of the guys who works for my owner wife was at the local Costco Thursday evening and reported that the entire place was completely stocked whereas the previous week is was bleak and depressing and only 50 people were allowed in at one time as they were closely monitored and had limitations on everything from meat to TP.  He also reported that people were behaving and even pleasant to one another all while keeping their distance.

I went on Friday and I am happy to report all the essentials were well stocked.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #807 on: March 28, 2020, 11:28:07 AM »
One of the guys who works for my owner wife was at the local Costco Thursday evening and reported that the entire place was completely stocked whereas the previous week is was bleak and depressing and only 50 people were allowed in at one time as they were closely monitored and had limitations on everything from meat to TP.  He also reported that people were behaving and even pleasant to one another all while keeping their distance.

What about the food samples?

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #808 on: March 28, 2020, 02:40:02 PM »
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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #809 on: March 28, 2020, 03:29:55 PM »
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