Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[CronkitesGhost]

The first guest last night was worse than the second -  a woo guy using his minute poor understanding of neuroscience to make claims that consciousness lies outside the brain.

Scene III

KEBAB HOUSE RESTAURANT - LOS ANGELES 4 AM

George Noory: Tommy do you ever think about how we could make the show better?

Tom Danheiser: uh ... no not really

George Noory: yeah, me neither

[Morgus]

Ed Dames told Noory about one of his ex-wives between Chinese from Taiwan and that he has several half Chinese children.

[CronkitesGhost]

The Major has been busy as always. So many projects going on, which go nowhere of course because if they did he'd tell us.

The Major is winding down his remote viewing teaching career - just 2 more clinics to go. He had to move 2 Ukrainian goddaughters to a safer place and may have to relocate them again across the border to Slovakia. Of course he had nothing to do with this even if the goddaughters exist.

This weekend he is going to wrap up a case in California, a little girl was murdered 10 years ago but the killer won't reveal where the body is. The Major has a good idea where to find her and is going to bring closure to her family. All in a day's work for the dean of remote viewing.

He is working on a big Sasquatch recon project, according to the Major Sasquatch is the key to solving the extra-terrestrial question. Sasquatch holds all the secrets.

What a fucking kook.

[CronkitesGhost]

oh, he's also working with his advanced remote viewing students to find the cause of both breast cancer and autism. incredible human being.

[Morgus]

Noory and Dames:

[sean92008]

Noory and Dames:

Art finally rejected Ed Dames for his history of failures.

sNoory embraces him...

[Rainman]

The Major has been busy as always. So many projects going on, which go nowhere of course because if they did he'd tell us.

The Major is winding down his remote viewing teaching career - just 2 more clinics to go. He had to move 2 Ukrainian goddaughters to a safer place and may have to relocate them again across the border to Slovakia. Of course he had nothing to do with this even if the goddaughters exist.

This weekend he is going to wrap up a case in California, a little girl was murdered 10 years ago but the killer won't reveal where the body is. The Major has a good idea where to find her and is going to bring closure to her family. All in a day's work for the dean of remote viewing.

He is working on a big Sasquatch recon project, according to the Major Sasquatch is the key to solving the extra-terrestrial question. Sasquatch holds all the secrets.

What a fucking kook.

Didn't the Major say he wanted a tête-à-tête with Bigfoot?

On another note, why pronounce Putin as poutine?

[CronkitesGhost]

Didn't the Major say he wanted a tête-à-tête with Bigfoot?

On another note, why pronounce Putin as poutine?

I'm sure because one of the Major's countless ex-wives was French Canadian.

Noory just asked the Major about the godfather of remote viewing Ingo Swan and his claims about remote viewing the dark side of the Moon. The Major quickly replied Ingo would know, 'He's an abductee.'

[Morgus]

Haha Ed Dames told Noory in school he was a "big man on campus"
Now Cornelius just called in and has said "and stuff" several times already.

[CronkitesGhost]

A zinger by the Major. Even Coast's kook guests have Cornelius pegged.

Cornelius: I doan know if we ever talked before Maj .......

Major Ed Dames: Two and a half times.

lol you know you're a loser when Major Ed Dames is busting your balls

[Morgus]

Ed Dames gave a short term prediction - USA will be under martial law and prevent the midterm 2022 elections! Only a little over 2 months to verify that.
Noory then said Dames has had a lot of hits!?

[CronkitesGhost]

The Major sees the November midterm elections being cancelled due to martial law being imposed in the United States. Noory reacts

'I hope not but your hit rate is pretty darn good.'

lol his hit rate is the same as John Blutarsky's grade point average 0.0

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[PB]

Noory determined to play the grooves out of his new favorite record 'Somewhere' from West Side Story.  I bet he's sprucing up his own version of it for the big Everett show....

George also plans to sing 'How Much Is That Doggy in the Window' at the next event.

[CronkitesGhost]

pretty sure the guest in the last hour, a dingbat who talks to animals both dead and alive, was a recording -  Noory of course didn't tell the audience that.

[JUAN]

I’m glad to know we’ll have the elections, that Ukraine won’t fall and be broken up, and that Taiwan will be fine.