I wrote another piece of special material for Noory's big show. To the tune of Paul McCartney's 'Uncle Albert'.
I'M GEORGE NOORY
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
I'M SO SORRY THAT I'VE CAUSED YOU SO MUCH PAIN
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT THERE'S NO ONE ELSE BUT ME
AND I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN
I'M SO SORRY BUT I HAVEN'T DONE A BIT OF PREP
I'M SO SORRY I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT IF YOU'RE LONELY IN THE NIGHT BE SURE TO GIVE A RING
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT I HAVEN'T DONE A BLOODY THING ALL DAY
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT THE PIZZA ROLLS ARE DONE SO I'LL BE ON MY WAY
CALLS EAST OF THE ROCKIES (ROCKIES)
HEY IT'S DOCTOR SKY
CALLS WEST OF THE ROCKIES (ROCKIES)
LITTLE BABIES DIE
DO AS LITTLE, AS YOU CAN DO, BE LIKE ME (BE LIKE ME)
STUFF YOUR FACE JUST LIKE TOMMY
DO AS LITTLE, BE LIKE ME
SELL SOME SNAKE OIL, BE A CON MAN, SUPER BEETS
EAT THREE ALMONDS CURE YOUR CANCER
JONBENET SHE CAN'T ANSWER