Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[CronkitesGhost]

damn, listening to a station that plays Art Bell Somewhere in Time reruns and it's a 1995 show with Richard Hoagland - holy shit does Hoagland sound different, way younger.
of course what's coming out of his mouth is the same shit he's still selling, how sad, 30 years later and nothing has changed, not a thing he's predicted or promised has ever come to fruition. He just told Art regarding the secret origin of our space program 'we're about to blow the lid off'. Still waiting Dick. Art isn't challenging him on anything, seems to be impressed with the kook. lol now Hoagland is showing up Art, what nerve this clown has, he's chastising Art for uploading a file about Cydonia without knowing who the author is - now he's dropping names left and right.

[PB]

... Hoagland... what's coming out of his mouth is the same shit he's still selling, how sad, 30 years later and nothing has changed, not a thing he's predicted or promised has ever come to fruition. He just told Art regarding the secret origin of our space program 'we're about to blow the lid off'....

Well yeah, because NASA is still covering everything up!

 

But don't worry, he's still ''about to blow the lid off''.  Any day now.  Really.  And I'm guessing we can help by sending him a few bucks..

[sean92008]

damn, listening to a station that plays Art Bell Somewhere in Time reruns and it's a 1995 show with Richard Hoagland - holy shit does Hoagland sound different, way younger.
of course what's coming out of his mouth is the same shit he's still selling, how sad, 30 years later and nothing has changed, not a thing he's predicted or promised has ever come to fruition. He just told Art regarding the secret origin of our space program 'we're about to blow the lid off'. Still waiting Dick. Art isn't challenging him on anything, seems to be impressed with the kook. lol now Hoagland is showing up Art, what nerve this clown has, he's chastising Art for uploading a file about Cydonia without knowing who the author is - now he's dropping names left and right.

This was playing on U7 radio not too long ago, 1995, eh?  Who was the guy he mentioned who was later a regular on the show?  RCH I've been changed introducing him to Art or something... He was a journalist.... Crap, I forget.

[CronkitesGhost]

in the interview Hoagland was talking about introducing Art to some big time journalist as Richard described him for The Economist named Graham Hancock.

[sean92008]

in the interview Hoagland was talking about introducing Art to some big time journalist as Richard described him for The Economist named Graham Hancock.

Yeah, him!

[PB]

in the interview Hoagland was talking about introducing Art to some big time journalist as Richard described him for The Economist named Graham Hancock.

This must have been right around when 'Fingerprints of the Gods' came out (1995).  'The Sign and the Seal' came out in 1992 (the Arc of the Covenant) - and should have been on the radar as well.

[sean92008]

I love those shows on U7 Radio where something is introduced for the first time. Whether it's Hancock or Paglini, Element 115, Mel introducing his hole...

I forget a lot of stuff in my daily life, but those things have been in my life for 25+ years.

[Dateline]

Norry is rolling over in his sleep, Englebert Humperdink, one of his singing idols just released a new You-Tube video:

Soon to be sung by Norry at one of his stage shows.

[CronkitesGhost]

I can't wait until that Everett show so I can see some video of Noory's new song repertoire. I assume he ends these shows with his hilarious music act.

The theater goes dark, spotlight on the curtain, corny big band music starts, booming announcer voice 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FROM BEIRUT LEBANON OUT OF ST LOUIS MISSOURI, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IT'S GEORGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY!!!' Fucking Gong Show caliber act.

[CronkitesGhost]

I wrote another piece of special material for Noory's big show. To the tune of Paul McCartney's 'Uncle Albert'.

I'M GEORGE NOORY

I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
I'M SO SORRY THAT I'VE CAUSED YOU SO MUCH PAIN
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT THERE'S NO ONE ELSE BUT ME
AND I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN


I'M SO SORRY BUT I HAVEN'T DONE A BIT OF PREP
I'M SO SORRY I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT IF YOU'RE LONELY IN THE NIGHT BE SURE TO GIVE A RING

I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT I HAVEN'T DONE A BLOODY THING ALL DAY
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT THE PIZZA ROLLS ARE DONE SO I'LL BE ON MY WAY

CALLS EAST OF THE ROCKIES (ROCKIES)
HEY IT'S DOCTOR SKY
CALLS WEST OF THE ROCKIES (ROCKIES)
LITTLE BABIES DIE

DO AS LITTLE, AS YOU CAN DO, BE LIKE ME (BE LIKE ME)
STUFF YOUR FACE JUST LIKE TOMMY
DO AS LITTLE, BE LIKE ME
SELL SOME SNAKE OIL, BE A CON MAN, SUPER BEETS
EAT THREE ALMONDS CURE YOUR CANCER
JONBENET SHE CAN'T ANSWER

[Dateline]

I wrote another piece of special material for Noory's big show. To the tune of Paul McCartney's 'Uncle Albert'.

I'M GEORGE NOORY

I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
I'M SO SORRY THAT I'VE CAUSED YOU SO MUCH PAIN
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT THERE'S NO ONE ELSE BUT ME
AND I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN


I'M SO SORRY BUT I HAVEN'T DONE A BIT OF PREP
I'M SO SORRY I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT IF YOU'RE LONELY IN THE NIGHT BE SURE TO GIVE A RING

I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT I HAVEN'T DONE A BLOODY THING ALL DAY
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT THE PIZZA ROLLS ARE DONE SO I'LL BE ON MY WAY

CALLS EAST OF THE ROCKIES (ROCKIES)
HEY IT'S DOCTOR SKY
CALLS WEST OF THE ROCKIES (ROCKIES)
LITTLE BABIES DIE

DO AS LITTLE, AS YOU CAN DO, BE LIKE ME (BE LIKE ME)
STUFF YOUR FACE JUST LIKE TOMMY
DO AS LITTLE, BE LIKE ME
SELL SOME SNAKE OIL, BE A CON MAN, SUPER BEETS
EAT THREE ALMONDS CURE YOUR CANCER
JONBENET SHE CAN'T ANSWER

LOL with tears streaming down my face.   That has to be given a special place at the stage show.

[ShayP]

Norry is rolling over in his sleep, Englebert Humperdink, one of his singing idols just released a new You-Tube video:

I didn't think he was still around. 

[ShayP]

I wrote another piece of special material for Noory's big show. To the tune of Paul McCartney's 'Uncle Albert'.

I'M GEORGE NOORY

I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
I'M SO SORRY THAT I'VE CAUSED YOU SO MUCH PAIN
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT THERE'S NO ONE ELSE BUT ME
AND I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN


I'M SO SORRY BUT I HAVEN'T DONE A BIT OF PREP
I'M SO SORRY I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT IF YOU'RE LONELY IN THE NIGHT BE SURE TO GIVE A RING

I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT I HAVEN'T DONE A BLOODY THING ALL DAY
I'M SO SORRY, I'M GEORGE NOORY
BUT THE PIZZA ROLLS ARE DONE SO I'LL BE ON MY WAY

CALLS EAST OF THE ROCKIES (ROCKIES)
HEY IT'S DOCTOR SKY
CALLS WEST OF THE ROCKIES (ROCKIES)
LITTLE BABIES DIE

DO AS LITTLE, AS YOU CAN DO, BE LIKE ME (BE LIKE ME)
STUFF YOUR FACE JUST LIKE TOMMY
DO AS LITTLE, BE LIKE ME
SELL SOME SNAKE OIL, BE A CON MAN, SUPER BEETS
EAT THREE ALMONDS CURE YOUR CANCER
JONBENET SHE CAN'T ANSWER

"JONBENET SHE CAN'T ANSWER" was the cherry on top of this masterpiece.  LOL!  Well done.

[sean92008]

I love it and tried coughing my way through singing along..

[JUAN]

In that show with Hoagie, Art was talking about his bulletin board service.  So, this was before he hooked up with Evil Keith and started the website.