Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[CronkitesGhost]

Noory was born with Stage 4 Stupidity

[Dateline]

Eat more almonds!!!!

[sean92008]

Eat more almonds!!!!

Someone should suggest the most effective way to prevent cancer is to do a colonic flush followed by putting the almonds up his ass. That'll shut him up midstream.

[ItsOver]

Eat more almonds!!!!

I love almonds but who in the hell only eats 3 almonds at a time? That’s like saying “eat 3 peanuts,” or “eat 3 Ruffles chips.” 

I’m sure Tommee would only eat 3 almonds. More like 3 truckloads of almonds.

[CronkitesGhost]

i searched YouTube hoping to find some new Noory singing videos from his latest tour de force performance in Everett but disappointed to find nothing. I did find some videos of an impressionist who does Noory, his impression isn't bang on but it's decent, he captures the dull vapidity of Noory pretty well.

here's Noory interviewing the disembodied spirit of Colonel Sanders.

[sean92008]

sNoory asked the Church of Satan rep. how they recruited...  Twice in and it was fully answered the first time he asked it. Then the Church of Satan guy shut Tom from La Jolla down because he misstated who wrote a book. You could hear Tom's deflation.

Tom and George are idiots. Oh, nevermind.

[PB]

sNoory asked the Church of Satan rep. how they recruited...  Twice in and it was fully answered the first time he asked it. Then the Church of Satan guy shut Tom from La Jolla down because he misstated who wrote a book. You could hear Tom's deflation.

Tom and George are idiots. Oh, nevermind.

How can George live so close to Hollywood and still not be discovered?

[ItsOver]

How can George live so close to Hollywood and still not be discovered?

I’m surprised all of Hollywood hasn’t moved to Boston.

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[ItsOver]

sNoory asked the Church of Satan rep. how they recruited...  Twice in and it was fully answered the first time he asked it. Then the Church of Satan guy shut Tom from La Jolla down because he misstated who wrote a book. You could hear Tom's deflation.

Tom and George are idiots. Oh, nevermind.

Tom from La Jolla   

“Good evening, Jorch! Thank you for granting me access to the most wonderful thing in the Universe, your amazing show, blessed with your astounding presence, Mr. Noory. If only I could wash your feet and kiss your posterior continuously, Jorch!

And thank you so much, Mr. Church of Satan, for gracing us with your insightful discourse into the wonderful world of all things satanic. You have rewarded all of us with something I could only gain from the never ending and exhausting labor of my savior, Mr. Jorch Noory!”

[Morgus]

Tom from La Jolla   

The "Satanist" last night knocked Thomas in La Jolla down a peg when he told him he was wrong about the author of a Satanist book.
Thomas though it was written by the daughter of Anton LaVey, but the "Satanist" informed him she only wrote the forward for the book!

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[Morgus]

The so-called "Satanist" Noory had on as a guest last night wasn't really since he doesn't believe in any supernatural beings like God or Satan, or even any afterlife.
He was more of a hedonist.
Art Bell in contrast had a woman as a guest that was a true Satanist - she was called "Harlot" the witch.

[JUAN]

Patsy.  One of my favorite shows.  Right up there with Rodney who captured a spirit with modified rodent repellers.

[Smokin Hot Bob]

The "Satanist" last night knocked Thomas in La Jolla down a peg when he told him he was wrong about the author of a Satanist book.
Thomas though it was written by the daughter of Anton LaVey, but the "Satanist" informed him she only wrote the forward for the book!

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That so-called Satanist was playing dumb the whole way. He actually claimed no knowledge of adrenochrome other than an older theory for schizophrenia. Of course he stressed that his "Church" was in no way Satan-worshipping.

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Just a harmless little guy.

[Uncle Duke]

That so-called Satanist was playing dumb the whole way. He actually claimed no knowledge of adrenochrome other than an older theory for schizophrenia.

I thought the same thing.  I did get a laugh out of his comment about Batman being a better fictional character that St. Michael.

[CronkitesGhost]

can't even read off a goddamn index card. first guest is a former Israeli ambassador to the United States.

'Michael served in the I .. D ... er .. the Israel Defense Fund.' 

IDF = Israeli Defense Forces u dumb dumb fuck.