omg tonight's caller segment is like sitting in the lobby of a nursing home, everybody sounds so old and decrepit. i have nothing against old people, it's just weird radio entertainment, really weird but that's all that Noory attracts.
Noory is such a stumblebum, an oldtimer named Roy called in with a long story about his health, when he got to the ER they rushed him into a room, did tests, diagnosed him with Stage 4 Hodgkins Lymphoma. Roy told Noory his hemoglobin was 3.3, Noory as always trying to sound like he's intelligent responds like he's fucking Marcus Welby 'That's high Roy' ......... Roy informs Noory with a chuckle, 'That's LOW, normal hemoglobin count is 14.3' Noory stammers something out because he's been caught faking it.