Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[Sofia]

@Sofia when I said that the Coast Guard is apart of the Military because of the UCMJ. UCMJ is the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

You used to be so nice.  Show us some of your creative work. 

[sean92008]

What particular talent is that for?

Both of those winners were in the "blowjob" category.

Glory, Glory, glory-hole-ya!

[Morgus]

Tonight Noory's first guest spent two hours warning that stocks and gold prices are going to drop big over the next couple years before a bottom is finally reached. He warned not to buy anything and stay in cash or treasury bonds until the bottom when it will be time to buy only then.

But at the next break, what does Noory do? He reads a long ad for a sponser recommending to buy gold now!

[sean92008]

Tonight Noory's first guest spent two hours warning that stocks and gold prices are going to drop big over the next couple years before a bottom is finally reached. He warned not to buy anything and stay in cash or treasury bonds until the bottom when it will be time to buy only then.

But at the next break, what does Noory do? He reads a long ad for a sponser recommending to buy gold now!

I'm all confused now. I've been thinking of selling some stock, but it's a utility stock and has held up very well through thick and thin... Argh!

[ItsOver]

Tonight Noory's first guest spent two hours warning that stocks and gold prices are going to drop big over the next couple years before a bottom is finally reached. He warned not to buy anything and stay in cash or treasury bonds until the bottom when it will be time to buy only then.

But at the next break, what does Noory do? He reads a long ad for a sponser recommending to buy gold now!

Ha! Snorge… just going through the motions… doesn’t know, doesn’t care. Just keep those tasty paychecks coming, Ms. Julie!

[Sofia]

I'm all confused now. I've been thinking of selling some stock, but it's a utility stock and has held up very well through thick and thin... Argh!

I always heard buy low, sell high.  So I imagine rich people love it when stocks crash.

[sean92008]

I always heard buy low, sell high.  So I imagine rich people love it when stocks crash.

Because I own public utility stock, it's kind of opposite of regular stock. Especially because global cooling has been going on and the push for electric heating during winter is quite profitable. One of the few things California benefits me financially.

[Morgus]

Tonight on c2cam after the frequent 2 hour infomericial by Doc Wallet's buddy, Noory wastes 2 hours celebrating his 20th anniversary as c2c host.
Oddly, Art Bell never celebrated any of his own anniversaries - he instead concentrated on interesting live broadcasts each night...

[ItsOver]

Tonight on c2cam after the frequent 2 hour infomericial by Doc Wallet's buddy, Noory wastes 2 hours celebrating his 20th anniversary as c2c host.
Oddly, Art Bell never celebrated any of his own anniversaries - he instead concentrated on interesting live broadcasts each night...

Insecure sNoory never misses an opportunity for self-glorification. GNS.

[Bart Ell]

Art Bell never celebrated any of his own anniversaries - he instead concentrated on interesting live broadcasts each night...

And quitting, don't forget all the effort he put into that.

[Sofia]

Because I own public utility stock, it's kind of opposite of regular stock. Especially because global cooling has been going on and the push for electric heating during winter is quite profitable. One of the few things California benefits me financially.

i didn't know CA was cooling.  Everywhere I know has been heating up at least since 2010.

[Dateline]

And quitting, don't forget all the effort he put into that.

Yes, it is affectionally known as "The Quittening."

[Dateline]

Notice they have the anniversary celebration sandwiched in after "Doc Wallets."  Now, who is even going to turn the show to hear the first half.  The last half will be left with only the audience of the loyal Sad Packers.

[Morgus]

Noory's anniversary party turns out to be where a frequent guest appears each half hour to brown nose Noory plus some of the regular sad pack callers.  Cornelius just got on and went on and on with his stuff...

[sean92008]

I listen for, not sure exactly, maybe 3 minutes. Heard some guy that used to listen to the night cock show in St Louis and good old George sounded like he was trying to rush him off the phone. Nothing says loyalty like "thanks for accepting 10 bucks to call us" like how that call sounded.