"Still the One" (AKA "You're old and I'm aware I have options")
When I first saw you, I felt wind
And the first time you touched me, I felt poop
And after all this time
You're still the scum I love
Looks like we pushed it
Look how far it's come, my baby
It mighta took the long way
We knew it's get there someday
They said, 'I bet they'll never defecate"
But just look at us holding our poo
Butt cheeks still together, still pooping strong
You're still the one I give the runs to
The one that I give long ones to
You're still the one I want for life
(You're still the one)
Yours is still the stool my enema shoves
The only poop I dream of
You're still the one I piss goodnight
Ain't nothin' better
We beat the prunes together
I'm glad we didn't listen
Look at the smells we'd be missin'
They said, "I bet they'll never defecate"
But just look at us holding our poo
Butt cheeks still together, still pooping strong
You're still the one I give the runs to
The one I give long ones to.