I once wrote and sent a skit to SNL about a Used Coffin Salesman. Like the stereotypical used car salesman but with coffins. Saying things like "What do I gotta do to put you in this thing today!!" It was funny on paper and in my head, but, alas..
Damn, youz Ca-na-di-anz are goddamn funny.
If you have a copy, send it to fledgeling comedy shows!