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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2040 on: November 03, 2018, 03:48:24 PM »
Dynamo got all huffy and said, "No guest hosts!"
Then she disappeared. Now we find she's hidin' out
in Venice. Barthur dispatched Karen Jackson to bring her back. 
;)

He had to bring in the big guns to reel her in. Bart flew me to Venice too. The flight was shorter than I expected and surprisingly there is a lot of folks here that speak English and Spanish. I could have sworn I arrived at LAX. But F’ck it, I’m at the beach now sipping on a cool drink with an umbrella in it. Don’t tell Bart, I put it on his tab.
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2041 on: November 03, 2018, 04:18:32 PM »
Dynamo got all huffy and said, "No guest hosts!"
Then she disappeared. Now we find she's hidin' out
in Venice. Barthur dispatched Karen Jackson to bring her back. 
;)

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2042 on: November 03, 2018, 04:47:34 PM »
Jim 'the Show killer" Malliard strikes again...
in 2015 did 3 straight shows.. one ended before the show started.. that was a bit rough.. and the other two ended post show...
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2044 on: November 03, 2018, 05:59:09 PM »
He had to bring in the big guns to reel her in. Bart flew me to Venice too. The flight was shorter than I expected and surprisingly there is a lot of folks here that speak English and Spanish. I could have sworn I arrived at LAX. But F’ck it, I’m at the beach now sipping on a cool drink with an umbrella in it. Don’t tell Bart, I put it on his tab.
What happens in Venice, stays in Venice.  :-X
(unless Dynamo posts more pics...even if they are upside down. I get it! You're on the otherside of the planet! Showoff...)
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2045 on: November 03, 2018, 06:35:19 PM »
What happens in Venice, stays in Venice.  :-X
(unless Dynamo posts more pics...even if they are upside down. I get it! You're on the otherside of the planet! Showoff...)
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Airlines screwed up. Now in the luggage hold headed to Europe. Thought I had first class tickets, come to find out I only had a couple first class stamps.
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2046 on: November 03, 2018, 06:35:59 PM »
Why no Bartcast....I got off the couch with my hurt leg :(    im so sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your leg?  What have you done to your leg?

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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2047 on: November 03, 2018, 06:45:21 PM »
Your leg?  What have you done to your leg?

@Bobs Your Uncle might have accidentally bumped into it with the car. He feels bad.
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2048 on: November 03, 2018, 06:46:19 PM »
Airlines screwed up. Now in the luggage hold headed to Europe. Thought I had first class tickets, come to find out I only had a couple first class stamps.

While you're in there could you rummage for a nice pair of leather lace up boots, black or brown is fine, 1 to 3 inch heel, size 9? Thanks
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2049 on: November 03, 2018, 06:56:51 PM »
While you're in there could you rummage for a nice pair of leather lace up boots, black or brown is fine, 1 to 3 inch heel, size 9? Thanks

Just rummaged around and found a 9” vibrating black box. It says do not open and it has a smiley face on it. If you want it, it’s yours!
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2050 on: November 03, 2018, 07:04:35 PM »
Just rummaged around and found a 9” vibrating black box. It says do not open and it has a smiley face on it. If you want it, it’s yours!

Huh. Put it down slowly and find a large piece of luggage to hide behind...
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2051 on: November 03, 2018, 07:08:17 PM »
Huh. Put it down slowly and find a large piece of luggage to hide behind...

Hiding now. Did you know that you don’t even get a drink and a pack of peanuts down here?
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2052 on: November 03, 2018, 07:09:37 PM »
Hiding now. Did you know that you don’t even get a drink and a pack of peanuts down here?
Really? The good news is you also don't get heat, so you know....you should able to stay pretty comfy.
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            When she was good,
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2053 on: November 03, 2018, 07:32:18 PM »
Really? The good news is you also don't get heat, so you know....you should able to stay pretty comfy.

I moved a bag and heard someone yell “No guest host you vulture” so I’m pretty sure I found Heater. Haha the jokes on you. I’m a little worried now, what do you suggest I do?
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Re: The Bartcast
« Reply #2054 on: November 03, 2018, 07:33:53 PM »
I moved a bag and heard someone yell “No guest host you vulture” so I’m pretty sure I found Heater. Haha the jokes on you. I’m a little worried now, what do you suggest I do?
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.