The Bartcast

[DynamoHum]

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1046412810639560704

That’s really lovely of them!

[DynamoHum]

First of all, I refuse to be lectured by someone who sounds like Sybil Fawlty's trashier sister. I see what happened. All those scratch cards you kept buying eventually found pay dirt and you decided to head off to the sticks, thinking all it took was a pair of green wellies to be accepted by the locals. There's a reason everyone gets up and leaves whenever you enter the local pub, and it isn't entirely the tear-gas effect of your cheap catalogue perfume. It's a shame people like you ever emerged from below stairs, your natural habitat.

We may have our fair share of Russians and footballers, but at least people live here. Wander through your neck of the woods and it's mostly empty, everyone buys these houses for weekend sex parties and not much else. Not that you'd be invited to anything like that, of course, hence your insane bitterness.

I'm not sure what Aunt Sally is, but it's probably some rustic obscenity practised by the lower orders while screaming drunk on rough cider.

Ohh you’re just jealous!

Mwahs darling

[PB]

First of all, I refuse to be lectured by someone who sounds like Sybil Fawlty's trashier sister...

[TigerLily]

Ahh Peter, you are fabulous. 

But you are still unhappy that you live in Surrey, land of the footballer, and the Russian millionaire. It's ok the good traditional Shire dweller understands your pain, living as I do steeped in history surrounded by green and pleasant historical land, rather than being bordered by Middlesex.

As I lived in London for 20 odd years I understand your throes of picque.

Maybe one day you can pop over and we can play some Aunt Sally at a local pub and you can smell the sweet sweet air of true Shire living

My understanding is Peter prefers Middlesex

[GravitySucks]

My understanding is Peter prefers Middlesex

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Moosie]

Goodness knows what we wil do when Brexit arrives. Peter will be ok, he can eat the horses next to his house.

Hopefully he'll find time to chew those toe claws off.

[Moosie]

My understanding is Peter prefers Middlesex

LOL

[DynamoHum]

Hopefully he'll find time to chew those toe claws off.

Protein or carbs?

[Metron]

You probably got your probation officer to send you a photo.

Two minutes! That's all it takes and I'm by a horse paddock. With actual horses! The only horse you know of is the stuff you shoot up in some grimy Midlands bedsit.

It would be tonic to see you fed into:

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[Metron]

Once they saw you move in they knew they'd clean up.

Says the needle-dicked Tesco creepy crawly maven.


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[Metron]

Aldi is great - except when they propel your shopping at you like it is a small tesla car trying to leave orbit.

 

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[Metron]

First of all, I refuse to be lectured by someone who sounds like Sybil Fawlty's trashier sister.

First of all you are the living definition of TRASH.

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Secondly, FUCK OFF!

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[sean92008]

...There's nothing wrong with Aldi. It''s only insecure arrivistes (mentioning no names) who pretend they don't shop there.

Americans have no shame, celebs shop at Costco, Michelle Obama shops at Target, Bentleys parked at Wal Mart. 

Aldi is OK but it is no where near Trader Joe's.

[Metron]

I always marked you down as a swallower.

Wishful thinking...

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[Metron]

For your information, I live in Surrey, on the banks of the Thames no less, so I win.

Win?

Amazon Prize Fulfillment to the fore:

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