Here is Norry going over his show prep.
Norry: "Well, I am almost done, let me see one-half hour, is all it took. I've had this guest on a gazillion times." Producer, "How many Coast guest died this week.?" "You know that enters into my work time, too."
Producer: "After skimming the e-mail, texts and online obituaries, two."
Norry: "Two. .
?" "Wow, the pace is picking up, (he breaths heavily with excitement) Did they die suddenly?"
Producer: "You know we cannot put that "died suddenly" on the Coast Facebook page, we will be in Fakebook jail"
Norry: "With two gone, does it mean I can play back to back tributes and get to leave a hour early?" "I would get to see my girlfriend pole dance a hour earlier and even take her out for turkey sammies."
Producer: "You know you have to stay until at least the last hour at the mid point, we can do it on two different days."
Norry: "I'll make reservations at the local sub shop, it gets crowded at the last call hours." "My new girlfriend hates to stand up any longer than a minute since she dances all night."
Producer: "I'll scan the obits one more time, but you will be released from the show at the last hour mid point on Wednesday and Friday."
Norry: "Lets play "Another One Bites The Dust" for bumper music. Kay?"