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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1620 on: December 13, 2019, 01:30:06 PM »
Nobody puts me in their good thought and well wishes. All on my own here makin shit up as I go. FuckinDammit!
Weren't you just bitching about the opposite of this? For Christ's sake.  ::)
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1621 on: December 13, 2019, 01:30:55 PM »
This looks like someone who isn't very good at chewing threw up on their plate of white rice.
OMG.  :o  LMFAO

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1622 on: December 13, 2019, 01:33:08 PM »
LOLOL

And the stair nose is metal ;)  I don't like them.  I prefer a wood nose with a wood look.  Like these one's for Eric
Apologies. I'm time traveling. I take back my earlier comment about your bitching.
Also, first stairs=ok, 2nd stairs= Oh My God!, will you please come to my house and install these? Thank you and carry on.
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            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1623 on: December 13, 2019, 01:35:28 PM »
But @Christmas Farm Penis purple heart....

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Holy Hell that is an expensive floor.
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1624 on: December 13, 2019, 01:42:48 PM »
Apologies. I'm time traveling. I take back my earlier comment about your bitching.
Also, first stairs=ok, 2nd stairs= Oh My God!, will you please come to my house and install these? Thank you and carry on.
@PolkaDot  Yes the hardwood chocolate looking stairs are something else. I did a spiral staircase in the same product and it's like you just want to hang around the stairs and sip whiskey. Stairs! Who'd a thunk it. Nothing beats the wood look :)  And that wasn't an inuendo.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1625 on: December 13, 2019, 01:44:08 PM »
Weren't you just bitching about the opposite of this? For Christ's sake.  ::)
Just wanted to be first or last. That's all :-[

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1626 on: December 13, 2019, 02:17:23 PM »
But they do taste a hell of alot better in etouffee and boiled with Cajun seasonings than any way you could fix crickets. 😁


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Full disclosure, I was remarkably intoxicated when I had the crickets - although I'd have gotten them anyway, and I'd be happy to give these insect cousins a chance as well

Having said that, I do like crab - but not enough to buy it.  Too much work to eat, with all the shell and such.  These look like even more work to get through.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1627 on: December 13, 2019, 02:20:00 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1628 on: December 13, 2019, 02:49:10 PM »
The series finale is just one week away.
Don't miss the legendary @anniem / @Christmas Farm Penis collaboration!



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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1629 on: December 13, 2019, 04:01:54 PM »
This looks like someone who isn't very good at chewing threw up on their plate of white rice.

Maybe, maybe not. Still tastes damn good. LOL

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1630 on: December 13, 2019, 05:04:06 PM »
This looks like someone who isn't very good at chewing threw up on their plate of white rice.
Must be a city girl.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1631 on: December 13, 2019, 08:19:05 PM »
First, last, or NOTHING!

WhaT? I thought you didn't want any of it. Ok, I'll try again.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1632 on: December 13, 2019, 09:14:32 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1633 on: December 13, 2019, 09:18:40 PM »
WhaT? I thought you didn't want any of it. Ok, I'll try again.

Happy Friday the 13th to [snip long list]

Thank you, @anniem. I hope your Friday the 13th was less frustrating than mine was. Everywhere I went people were talking about it and complaining about how bad it is, how irritating. I was fine until I got irritated by everyone complaining about what started out as a perfectly fine day.

Triskaidekaphobia, sez me, fear of the number 13. Followed by paraskevidekatriaphobia or friggatriskaidekaphobia according to Wikipedia, fear of Friday the 13th. A self-manifesting misery! Feh.

At least my day ended nicely, so much for Friday the 13th.  8)
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