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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2445 on: February 05, 2020, 12:52:24 PM »
Quote from: anniem on February 05, 2020, 12:45:29 PM

Um ready to strike what today?
No, she's a teacher. They're always fucking whining and threatening to Strike. Every fucking year with the Goddamn hands out. SICK OF IT I SAY!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2446 on: February 05, 2020, 12:54:12 PM »
Quote from: KSM on February 05, 2020, 12:52:24 PM
No, she's a teacher. They're always fucking whining and threatening to Strike. Every fucking year with the Goddamn hands out. SICK OF IT I SAY!

OH!
Beware unions

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2447 on: February 05, 2020, 01:01:49 PM »
Quote from: anniem on February 05, 2020, 12:54:12 PM

Beware Bunions
Huh? Like most older women I'm sure she has them but I don't know :-\ 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2448 on: February 05, 2020, 01:03:47 PM »
I once had a friend whose elderly mom got drunk and tried to cross a freeway on foot, with fatal results.  Could be that the lady being discussed here was equally inebriated, as opposed to wanting to commit suicide.   

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2449 on: February 05, 2020, 01:23:08 PM »
Quote from: KSM on February 05, 2020, 01:01:49 PM
Huh? Like most older women I'm sure she has them but I don't know :-\

Does she show her feet? You could see it if she had shoes off.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2450 on: February 05, 2020, 01:57:04 PM »
Quote from: anniem on February 05, 2020, 01:23:08 PM
Does she show her feet? You could see it if she had shoes off.
Not goin' down dat wabbit hole.

Quote from: Rikki Gins on February 05, 2020, 01:03:47 PM
Could be that the lady being discussed here was equally inebriated, as opposed to wanting to commit suicide.   
That would be the best case scenario for the lady in question - in the bed - in the hospital.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2451 on: February 05, 2020, 02:21:32 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on February 05, 2020, 07:55:35 AM
Frolicking in their filth.
Mr. Bart. I get it. One of my favorite Irish prayers is this one--
May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping.

PS/It got us these fantastically hilarious quotes, though.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2452 on: February 05, 2020, 03:03:56 PM »
Quote from: FISH on February 05, 2020, 02:21:32 PM
Mr. Bart. I get it. One of my favorite Irish prayers is this one--
May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping.
Bad @FISH ! LOL!!!  ;D
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2453 on: February 05, 2020, 03:22:10 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on February 05, 2020, 03:03:56 PM
Bad @FISH ! LOL!!!  ;D

I wish I was badder.  :(
I am going out on a limp limb here, I still miss some of these members.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2454 on: February 05, 2020, 04:18:28 PM »
Quote from: FISH on February 05, 2020, 02:21:32 PM
Mr. Bart. I get it. One of my favorite Irish prayers is this one--
May God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May he turn their ankles, So we'll know them by their limping.

PS/It got us these fantastically hilarious quotes, though.

LOL!!!!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2455 on: February 05, 2020, 04:21:17 PM »
Quote from: FISH on February 05, 2020, 03:22:10 PM
I wish I was badder.  :(
Naa, trust me, being bad is only fun about 55% of the time. OK, maybe 75%.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2456 on: February 05, 2020, 04:25:59 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on February 05, 2020, 04:21:17 PM
Naa, trust me, being bad is only fun about 55% of the time. OK, maybe 75%.

80 is good

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2457 on: February 05, 2020, 04:28:58 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2458 on: February 05, 2020, 05:10:22 PM »
Quote from: FISH on February 05, 2020, 03:22:10 PM
I wish I was badder.  :(
I am going out on a limp limb here, I still miss some of these members.

It is difficult for some to accept the reflection they see in the mirror so they put a blanket over it and pretend it doesn't exist.

NOT ME.
I AM FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MADAM FISH!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2459 on: February 05, 2020, 06:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on February 05, 2020, 05:10:22 PM
It is difficult for some to accept the reflection they see in the mirror so they put a blanket over it and pretend it doesn't exist.

NOT ME.
I AM FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, MADAM FISH!
How beautiful? @FISH and I need DETAILS!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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