Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[PolkaDot]

Very well put. +1 for sure, however that word in your very last line (BOLDED) does not bode well for spousal unit. Or shall I say, 'Spousal's Unit'

I thank you for your concern +1. No need to worry though, I'm in good hands.

[KSM]

Also, WHAT THE FUCK?? This is ridiculous. 

LOLOLOL

[Jayzelady]

Also, WHAT THE FUCK?? This is ridiculous. 

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Let’s send one to Falkie and see if he can figure it out. LOL

[TigerLily]

Yeah? That appeals to you does it..

You fuckin weird goth chicks. Drinkin' in the graveyard and getting your evil sex on with genderless ghouls named Todd

@PolkaDot

You rang?

[ShayP]

WELL SAID!! @ShayP Next time in that area of the US we will HAVE TO kill a bottle. Fuckin eh' Man! OMG Glennnn'ssss 

Contrary to what some say - I have yet to meet any real bad Steve's, Pete or Peter's, and the Dave's in my life have been stand up dudes, all of em'

There WAS one guy who's name sounded like David but his it was actually Davyn! That fucker relentlessly bullied me in elementary school. I owe him a-lot!
DAVYN. You see what they did there? they knew they had a bad seed from the git go but knew they couldn't name the bastard CUNT so they tried to sneak him into the Dave's thinking nobody would notice!

Davyn isn't a common name so he'll be easy to find.  I'll help you hunt him down and we will give him some payback for the bullying.  @KSM32

Ya know,  I've never had any issues with the Steve's and Peter's I've encountered.  Only had one Dave I recall having a problem with.  To this day I hate him.  Used to be very good friends for years.  That all went to shit.  Oh well.  Unfortunately ShayP does hold a grudge for a very long time.

If you ever are in my neck of the woods we will have some fun.   We'll kill two bottles by the way.

[ShayP]

Also, WHAT THE FUCK?? This is ridiculous. 

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LOL!  Pelvic floor?  What is that, and does @KSM32 install them?

[ShayP]

Let’s send one to Falkie and see if he can figure it out. LOL

LOL!  He'd probably put it in his mouth.

[ShayP]

@ShayP - so NOT EVERYONE is wunnerful?

No, not everyone. @PolkaDot 

[Bart Ell]

Unfortunately ShayP does hold a grudge for a very long time.

Unfortunately?
Winners don't let go until every enemy is crushed!

[ShayP]

Unfortunately?
Winners don't let go until every enemy is crushed!

Unfortunate in the sense the grudge eats at your soul.  HOWEVER...

I like the way you think.

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[Bart Ell]

Unfortunate in the sense the grudge eats at your soul.  HOWEVER...

I like the way you think.

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If you sell your soul then you don't have to worry about the condition of it.

[ShayP]

If you sell your soul then you don't have to worry about the condition of it.

Would you care to make an offer? 

[KSM]

Davyn isn't a common name so he'll be easy to find.  I'll help you hunt him down and we will give him some payback for the bullying.  @KSM32

Ya know,  I've never had any issues with the Steve's and Peter's I've encountered.  Only had one Dave I recall having a problem with.  To this day I hate him.  Used to be very good friends for years.  That all went to shit.  Oh well.  Unfortunately ShayP does hold a grudge for a very long time.

If you ever are in my neck of the woods we will have some fun.   We'll kill two bottles by the way.

Davyn would later spend time in prison and has to the best of my knowledge been dead for some time now. His dad blew his (own) brains out at his mothers house in Victoria spreading his head chunks into the ocean.

[sean92008]

Also, WHAT THE FUCK?? This is ridiculous. 

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That's what she said.

(A "The Office" joke.)

[Bart Ell]

ALL THE SUDDEN pisses me off as much as ON ACCIDENT or I COULD CARE LESS.