Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Bart Ell]

@juan
I don’t plan on inviting Heather. As most people know, she and Aldous were friends before she got famous. She had been to his tipi grounds a couple of times but that was a year or two before I was invited.

SHE LIKED HIM FOR HIS TEEPEE BUT NOT HIS PEEPEE!

HASHTAG FRIENDZONEDBYHORSIE
HASHTAG TEEPEENOTPEEPEE
HASHTAG STRUCKOUTWITHAHORSE

[sean92008]

SHE LIKED HIM FOR HIS TEEPEE BUT NOT HIS PEEPEE!

HASHTAG FRIENDZONEDBYHORSIE
HASHTAG TEEPEENOTPEEPEE
HASHTAG STRUCKOUTWITHAHORSE

#RepulsedCowgirl?

[ShayP]

FIFY?

Ahhh @KSM  LOL!  It was FIFY ONE.  You were the last.  Don't you remember?

And for Christ's sake man can't you see this is a day of mourning for me?  Markie Post is gone.  SHE'S GONE! 

[sean92008]

Ahhh @KSM  LOL!  It was FIFY ONE.  You were the last.  Don't you remember?

And for Christ's sake man can't you see this is a day of mourning for me?  Markie Post is gone.  SHE'S GONE! 

I've learned a couple of things... She was not part of the original cast and she started the show at 35 years old.

[PB]

... sometimes people need time to absorb something very different from their own lie experiences.

life not lie, ferkin keyboard

[KSM]

Ahhh @KSM  LOL!  It was FIFY ONE.  You were the last.  Don't you remember?

And for Christ's sake man can't you see this is a day of mourning for me?  Markie Post is gone.  SHE'S GONE! 

She died? For real?  This is going to cut your spank rolodex in half.

She waaaas a cutie!  I guess 

[GravitySucks]

life not lie, ferkin keyboard

Autocorrect makes me say things I never Nintendo as well.

[anniem]

Autocorrect makes me say things I never Nintendo as well.

LOL!

[TigerLily]

Ahhh @KSM  LOL!  It was FIFY ONE.  You were the last.  Don't you remember?

And for Christ's sake man can't you see this is a day of mourning for me?  Markie Post is gone.  SHE'S GONE! 

I really am sorry for your loss @ShayP . But just think she will live on forever as young and fresh as you remember on Pluto or Mytv

[Walks_At_Night]

Ball girl squared up on this guy, he tried to deke her but she managed to get a piece of him and send him over the wall in a lump.

https://twitter.com/NoahFlick2/status/1424506175115067395

[Camazotz Automat]

It's Gillian Anderson's birthday and COMET is playing X-Files marathon hardball, airing several hours of episodes. 

This is going to take some serious  commitment.

I had plans.

Buy you're worth it, Gillian.

You are.

My little OBE baby.


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[ItsOver]

It's Gillian Anderson's birthday and COMET is playing X-Files marathon hardball, airing several hours of episodes. 

This is going to take some serious  commitment.

I had plans.

Buy you're worth it, Gillian.

You are.

My little OBE baby.


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Ha!  I just flipped on the tube BEFORE reading this message and put it on Comet.  There are coincidences and trust no one! 

[Bart Ell]

Oh my.

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1424772989414002700

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[Walks_At_Night]

Guy makes tacos out of his foot.  More at eleven..............

This Guy Served His Friends Tacos Made from His Own Amputated Leg
“One friend had to spit me into a napkin.”

https://www.vice.com/en/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf

[Camazotz Automat]

This Scullython has worn me the everloving hell out.

I'm not the young consumer of scheduled media I used to be.

Oh, me padded VR gamer chair enabled sciatica!
Oh, me non-streaming legs!
Oh, me television commercial blasted eardrums!
Oh, me Cognitive Neurons Diaspora's dwindling attention span!

Hep me, Gillian!
Hep me! Hep me! Hep me!

Damn you, COMET TV!