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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4455 on: November 13, 2021, 08:15:34 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 12, 2021, 03:56:03 PM
Here I thought the hook was Haystack Calhoun rocking the Sousaphone back there.  Wow. That would be a no. I'm ruined.  As in rekt.............

I bet Greg would love it while @ShayP would not.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4456 on: November 13, 2021, 08:21:20 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 13, 2021, 08:15:34 AM
I bet Greg would love it while @ShayP would not.

Oh yeah. Greg would be buying a ceremonial vial at the concession stand on the way out. A steal at $24.99!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4457 on: November 13, 2021, 08:36:41 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 12, 2021, 03:56:03 PM
Here I thought the hook was Haystack Calhoun rocking the Sousaphone back there.  Wow. That would be a no. I'm ruined.  As in rekt.............

Likewise. @Walks_At_Night  I should've heeded the warnings.  I hate myself right now.  What did I just see?  I did find it funny that they took a bow as if they just performed at Carnegie Hall.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4458 on: November 13, 2021, 08:40:29 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 13, 2021, 08:15:34 AM
I bet Greg would love it while @ShayP would not.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 13, 2021, 08:21:20 AM
Oh yeah. Greg would be buying a ceremonial vial at the concession stand on the way out. A steal at $24.99!

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For the love of God I have no words right now.  You guys are killing me.

...and Greg too.

Jagoffs.  ;D  ;)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4459 on: November 13, 2021, 08:51:17 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 13, 2021, 08:36:41 AM
Likewise. @Walks_At_Night  I should've heeded the warnings.  I hate myself right now.  What did I just see?  I did find it funny that they took a bow as if they just performed at Carnegie Hall.

Yeah. Brings to mind a Hillbliiy Jim story. It is a long, sorid tale but the crux of it was that I came in to work one day and he greeted me with a "WAN, have you ever had an Indian woman piss on you?"

"No Jim. No I haven't".  "Good deal. It's not that hot"

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4460 on: November 13, 2021, 10:41:52 AM »
Quote from: KSM on November 12, 2021, 06:37:19 PM
When the bathroom break comes to, you!

I think I'm going to enjoy being a housewife if this is what I have to l00k forward to when signing in.  Am I the only one who cringed in readiness to turn away should she have been pushing from the back end? I really thought for a minute she was about to drop anchor..  #RunAway!

I think @PolkaDot is into this sort of music thing.

I've learned a few things and have several questions:
1- I could have gone my entire life without seeing a woman piss on a man on stage.
2- I know without a doubt I can go my entire life without seeing any woman piss on any man, anywhere, EVER.
3- Is there some sort of kink signal this guy was giving off? I mean...he was into it...how'd she know?
4- I thought she was going for a push for a minute and things were going to go horribly wrong for that guy.
5- How bummed was he his GoPro fell off?
6- The absolute grossest part was - it was IN HIS MOUTH- *barf*
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4461 on: November 13, 2021, 10:43:18 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 13, 2021, 08:51:17 AM
Yeah. Brings to mind a Hillbliiy Jim story. It is a long, sorid tale but the crux of it was that I came in to work one day and he greeted me with a "WAN, have you ever had an Indian woman piss on you?"

"No Jim. No I haven't".  "Good deal. It's not that hot"
Thanks to Bart now we ALL know.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4462 on: November 13, 2021, 10:44:06 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 13, 2021, 08:40:29 AM
For the love of God I have no words right now.  You guys are killing me.

...and Greg too.

Jagoffs.  ;D  ;)
On the upside she was still wearing shoes.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4463 on: November 13, 2021, 11:03:24 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 13, 2021, 10:41:52 AM
3- Is there some sort of kink signal this guy was giving off? I mean...he was into it...how'd she know?

Besides the GoPro on his head, her downing a bottle of water before the song, her undoing her drawers as he prepped himself in the designated area and the conversation they had days earlier to set this up?

I guess it was a hunch.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4464 on: November 13, 2021, 11:04:37 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 13, 2021, 10:43:18 AM
Thanks to Bart now we ALL know.

Only those that read my words and did not take heed.
YOU GOTTA TAKE HEED!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4465 on: November 13, 2021, 11:10:16 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 12, 2021, 03:40:57 PM
Don't watch this video.
Don't even think of watching it starting at the 3 minute mark.
I know what you are thinking - IT'S YOUTUBE, HOW BAD CAN IT BE?
I warned you.
If any of you deadbeats actually have jobs and are not just housewives like @KSM is preparing to be then don't watch this at work.
I will take zero responsibility for whatever damage it does to you if you do decide to watch it even after all these warnings.




Also - Don't listen to it, the music is shit.

Dear Goddess Mother. As soon as @Bart Ell  said "Don't watch this video" You know I was hooked. Unlike @PolkaDot  I don't have a list of questions. In fact many questions I never had have been answered. But I do feel like I got an education. Certainly one I never needed.  Well. Like the Lady said. "Whatever"
“I'll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy.” - Herman Melville

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4466 on: November 13, 2021, 01:40:17 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 13, 2021, 10:44:06 AM
On the upside she was still wearing shoes.

That is a positive.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4467 on: November 13, 2021, 01:41:00 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 13, 2021, 11:03:24 AM
Besides the GoPro on his my head, her downing a bottle of water before the song, her undoing her drawers as he I prepped himself myself in the designated area and the conversation they we had days earlier to set this up?

I guess it was a hunch.

Did you get paid or was it for fun?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4468 on: November 13, 2021, 04:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 13, 2021, 11:04:37 AM
Only those that read my words and did not take heed.
YOU GOTTA TAKE HEED!
I’m notorious for refusing to follow directions
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4469 on: November 13, 2021, 04:07:51 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 13, 2021, 11:03:24 AM
Besides the GoPro on his head, her downing a bottle of water before the song, her undoing her drawers as he prepped himself in the designated area and the conversation they had days earlier to set this up?

I guess it was a hunch.
I prefer to believe that level of shenanigans is organic in origin. Call me an optimist.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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