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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5100 on: February 18, 2022, 10:46:05 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5101 on: February 18, 2022, 12:22:24 PM »
Quote from: Jayzelady on February 18, 2022, 10:46:05 AM
Hey, @Spookcat! Tiz the season!! 😁
Second Christmas.
Merry Christmas

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5102 on: February 18, 2022, 07:49:21 PM »
Quote from: Jayzelady on February 18, 2022, 10:46:05 AM
Hey, @Spookcat! Tiz the season!! 😁
Quote from: JUAN on February 18, 2022, 12:22:24 PM
Second Christmas.
God Bless Us, Everyone!
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5103 on: February 19, 2022, 03:24:12 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5104 on: February 19, 2022, 03:35:01 AM »
Naval Aviators with non-PC call signs get hugs and kisses while plane captains swallow bitterness.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5105 on: February 19, 2022, 05:32:49 AM »
Happy Second Christmas @KSM and everyone.
Merry Christmas

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5106 on: February 19, 2022, 08:17:21 AM »
She's been on a tarmac before!

She's wearing bike shorts underneath that dress.

No doubt, it's because she's had "the gust."


Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 19, 2022, 03:35:01 AM
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Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5107 on: February 19, 2022, 08:54:20 AM »
Quote from: sean92008 on February 19, 2022, 08:17:21 AM
She's been on a tarmac before!

She's wearing bike shorts underneath that dress.

No doubt, it's because she's had "the gust."

Apparently it didn't work out. The Lt. Commander is now a Commander but no wedding ring.  :'(
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5108 on: February 19, 2022, 09:23:03 PM »
Quote from: JUAN on February 19, 2022, 05:32:49 AM
Happy Second Christmas @KSM and everyone.
Thank you @JUAN

From beginning to end it was great.  Started off with the usual Christmas eggs benny featuring homemade hollandaise as well as homemade English muffins that she made.  :)  Oh.. and cigars in my stocking.

Damn fabulous.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5109 on: February 20, 2022, 05:32:01 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5110 on: February 21, 2022, 10:57:19 AM »
Had a dermatologist appt last Thursday. I was told to take off all my clothes and put on the paper robe supplied but "don't tie it up because it's only going to be coming off"  Boy, she came in, put on the latex gloves and handled me like I was a new toy at Christmas. Couldn't believe it. Just, so matter of fact about grabbing, moving, manipulating things..  I'm surprised she didn't tie it into a balloon toy like the clowns do for the kids. At the end of it she had her assistant take full frontal pictures of it. I feel like I was the centerfold of this months edition of, Medical Playgirl Magazine.

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@sean92008  Oh man you would have loved the assistant. Tall Asian chick. Long limbs...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5111 on: February 21, 2022, 11:41:40 AM »
Quote from: KSM on February 21, 2022, 10:57:19 AM
Had a dermatologist appt last Thursday. I was told to take off all my clothes and put on the paper robe supplied but "don't tie it up because it's only going to be coming off"  Boy, she came in, put on the latex gloves and handled me like I was a new toy at Christmas. Couldn't believe it. Just, so matter of fact about grabbing, moving, manipulating things..  I'm surprised she didn't tie it into a balloon toy like the clowns do for the kids. At the end of it she had her assistant take full frontal pictures of it. I feel like I was the centerfold of this months edition of, Medical Playgirl Magazine.

 :o

@sean92008  Oh man you would have loved the assistant. Tall Asian chick. Long limbs...

Dermatologist? Are you sure that's who you visited?  ;D  But seriously, it reminds me of when I had a head and neck injury from a car crash years ago then ended up in the ER.  I was instructed by the nurse to take of my shirt, which I did.  The very attractive female doctor comes in then asks me some questions.  She says "I need you to take off your pants."  I was confused.  So I did and she said "also your underware."  It was like a scene from a porno.  I was never quite clear why my testicles had to be examined when my only issue was my head and neck.

Oh, wait.  Took pictures of "it"? What the hell man? @KSM

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5112 on: February 21, 2022, 11:46:38 AM »
Quote from: KSM on February 21, 2022, 10:57:19 AM
Had a dermatologist appt last Thursday. I was told to take off all my clothes and put on the paper robe supplied but "don't tie it up because it's only going to be coming off"  Boy, she came in, put on the latex gloves and handled me like I was a new toy at Christmas. Couldn't believe it. Just, so matter of fact about grabbing, moving, manipulating things..  I'm surprised she didn't tie it into a balloon toy like the clowns do for the kids. At the end of it she had her assistant take full frontal pictures of it. I feel like I was the centerfold of this months edition of, Medical Playgirl Magazine.

 :o

@sean92008  Oh man you would have loved the assistant. Tall Asian chick. Long limbs...

Are you sure this doesn't belong on the Dreams thread?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5113 on: February 21, 2022, 01:34:29 PM »
How come all the medical people I ever interact with look like the Assman?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5114 on: February 21, 2022, 01:41:05 PM »
Quote from: KSM on February 21, 2022, 10:57:19 AM
Had a dermatologist appt last Thursday. I was told to take off all my clothes and put on the paper robe supplied but "don't tie it up because it's only going to be coming off"  Boy, she came in, put on the latex gloves and handled me like I was a new toy at Christmas. Couldn't believe it. Just, so matter of fact about grabbing, moving, manipulating things..  I'm surprised she didn't tie it into a balloon toy like the clowns do for the kids. At the end of it she had her assistant take full frontal pictures of it. I feel like I was the centerfold of this months edition of, Medical Playgirl Magazine.

 :o

@sean92008  Oh man you would have loved the assistant. Tall Asian chick. Long limbs...
No comment. I'd like to, but no comment. No, no comment. Uh...  No...
Eh, nevermind...
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