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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5550 on: June 06, 2022, 11:32:01 PM »
Lol

You really miss me doncha? Well, maybe during the televised hearings we can get some action going. But only if I get @HamsterMuscle for backup
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5551 on: June 06, 2022, 11:34:19 PM »
Never knew this

https://twitter.com/morgan_c_ross/status/1533794177816965125

Wow! This is a really interesting tidbit of information. Who knew?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5552 on: June 06, 2022, 11:52:31 PM »

As always thanks for the encouragement TigerLily. Maybe I will try and write that book when the company kicks me loose. It is just something that I play around with once in awhile but I've seen some strange shit working here all these years. Thought it was over late last year but I squeaked by after being furloughed for awhile. Suppose I should do a Red Heat update one of these days.

@Walks_At_Night I think you easily have four books stored in that miraculous brain of yours. The Goddess knows we need more laughs and smart entertainment. You could be the new Dave Barry
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5553 on: June 07, 2022, 12:23:55 AM »
You really miss me doncha? Well, maybe during the televised hearings we can get some action going. But only if I get @HamsterMuscle for backup

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5554 on: June 07, 2022, 12:57:24 AM »
“I'll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy.” - Herman Melville

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5555 on: June 07, 2022, 01:36:32 AM »
Wow! This is a really interesting tidbit of information. Who knew?

He had the middle finger on his right handle shot off. The shot around it on Star Trek. If you watch closely you can see him trying to hide it.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5556 on: June 07, 2022, 01:38:49 AM »
[snark] good one

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5557 on: June 07, 2022, 09:30:56 AM »
On my beloved General Hospital there is a transgender doctor. The statuesque brunette Dr. Teri. She even has a guy she has dated a couple of times who they make it clear she has come out to him

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5558 on: June 07, 2022, 12:35:31 PM »
When something refuses to clarify TS or TV is where I dismiss them. TV is a noncommittal game. Hormones + counseling for the surgery and post-op are the only ones I will give an opportunity to.

Apparently, there is a dick-packing womens college athlete who likes fucking women with his dick.

Rush Limbaugh said "lesbian trapped in a man's body..."
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5559 on: June 07, 2022, 03:50:07 PM »
Hormones + counseling for the surgery and post-op are the only ones I will give an opportunity to.

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A. Continue with the autopsy while reminding himself that a moment of weakness doesn't make him a bad veterinarian.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5560 on: June 17, 2022, 06:16:05 PM »
Is it bad to have laughed at this?

Walking on Hot Coals: A Company Event Goes Wrong

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Walking barefoot across hot coals, an ancient religious ritual popularized in recent years as a corporate team-building exercise, has once again bonded a group of co-workers through the shared suffering of burned feet.

In the latest case of the stunt going wrong, 25 employees of a Swiss ad agency were injured Tuesday evening while walking over hot coals in Zurich, officials said. Ten ambulances, two emergency medical teams and police officers from multiple agencies were deployed to help, according to the Zurich police. Thirteen people were briefly hospitalized.

“We very much regret the incident and we are doing everything we can to ensure that our employees get well again quickly,” Michi Frank, the chief executive of the company, Golbach, said in a news release. The company declined to provide more details of the event.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5561 on: June 20, 2022, 04:41:33 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5562 on: June 20, 2022, 05:28:07 AM »
Is it bad to have laughed at this?

Walking on Hot Coals: A Company Event Goes Wrong

Not at all.  I laughed too.  Can you imagine getting a memo or attending a meeting where you are told that we all are walking on hot coals as a team-building exercise?  LOL!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5564 on: June 20, 2022, 05:51:57 AM »
His mouth dropped.   ;D
It had a penis front stick.
Eh, nevermind...