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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5880 on: November 04, 2022, 06:28:47 AM »
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5881 on: November 04, 2022, 02:08:24 PM »
Quote from: sean92008 on November 03, 2022, 11:03:22 AM
I love it when women go out proclaiming their success in life when their only source of income is alimony and child support. So, in theory, they spread their legs for their money because there's no way they would have gotten that money without kids.

One of my old classmates was just like that and, recently, her ex-husband died and left nothing for her or the kids because he was bled dry. Suddenly, she has to get a job.

Heh, heh, heh.  Equality. Justice. Vacation's over...
Your attempt to promote the idea that you don't hate ALL WOMEN is noted; however, your example is inadequate @sean92008 .
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5882 on: November 05, 2022, 11:46:31 AM »
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5883 on: November 05, 2022, 05:17:31 PM »
A few days ago I thought I saw a tumbleweed, but quickly realized it was Ellgab.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5884 on: November 05, 2022, 05:19:10 PM »
A few days ago I thought I saw a tumbleweed, but quickly realized it was @KSM 's marriage!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5885 on: November 05, 2022, 05:55:02 PM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5886 on: November 05, 2022, 05:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 05, 2022, 05:19:10 PM
A few days ago I thought I saw a tumbleweed, but quickly realized it was @KSM 's marriage!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5887 on: November 05, 2022, 06:00:36 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 05, 2022, 05:55:02 PM


I like that sway.  @4:05  Grrrr....

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5888 on: November 05, 2022, 06:38:18 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 05, 2022, 06:00:36 PM
I like that sway.  @4:05  Grrrr....

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5889 on: November 05, 2022, 06:44:19 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 05, 2022, 05:19:10 PM
A few days ago I thought I saw a tumbleweed, but quickly realized it was @KSM 's marriage!
HAHAHAHA

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5890 on: November 06, 2022, 05:40:23 PM »
The other day I saw a Bart. But quickly realized it was just a big nose walking down the street.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5891 on: November 06, 2022, 05:59:01 PM »
The other day I saw @KSM . But quickly realized it was just a shoeshiner begging a woman to suck her toes.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5892 on: November 06, 2022, 06:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 06, 2022, 05:59:01 PM
The other day I saw @KSM . But quickly realized it was just a shoeshiner begging a woman to suck her toes.
Untrue. And, gross!





The other day I saw a little Vienna sausage cocktail wiener walking down the road. I quickly realized it was @Bart Ell 's somewhat scarce probiscis.




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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5893 on: November 06, 2022, 06:23:33 PM »
The other day I thought I saw 1986 walking his bike down the street... nope, just @KSM

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5894 on: November 06, 2022, 06:43:32 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 06, 2022, 06:23:33 PM
The other day I thought I saw 1986 walking his bike down the street... nope, just @KSM
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The other day I saw a half octave vocal range walking down the street. Oh, wait, it was just @Bart Ell   (((HAHAHAHAHAHA)))
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