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TigerLily

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2670 on: August 11, 2022, 03:14:16 AM »
You see, @KSM ? @TigerLily has no trouble giving handjobs...just not to you.

You're just jealous cuz he likes me better
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2671 on: August 11, 2022, 03:26:02 AM »
You're just jealous cuz he likes me better

Deft  ;D and far too subtle for Kalil to figure out.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2672 on: August 11, 2022, 05:01:14 AM »
Don’t push your luck @Sleeps_At_Night

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Sweetie, you need not worry about that old fuckpot pushing anything.  He just likes to dream about wood.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2673 on: August 11, 2022, 09:15:06 AM »
Talk to the hand
I'll need to talk to both hands, if ya gottem'
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2674 on: August 11, 2022, 10:37:08 AM »

I'll need to talk to both hands, if ya gottem'


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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2675 on: August 11, 2022, 01:04:26 PM »
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Bake at 350 ?  No thanks..  ???
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2676 on: August 11, 2022, 01:11:06 PM »
Bart!  That thing.  That dude.  Let's just say that maybe we didn't use enough quickcrete.  YOu follow?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2677 on: August 11, 2022, 03:48:24 PM »
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So, you're giving @KSM the clap?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2678 on: August 11, 2022, 03:51:16 PM »
Bart!  That thing.  That dude.  Let's just say that maybe we didn't use enough quickcrete.  YOu follow?

I told you not to cheap out with that Sika Post Fix stuff.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2679 on: August 11, 2022, 05:57:39 PM »
So, you're giving @KSM the clap?
The Dutch oven clap. I decline.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2680 on: August 11, 2022, 09:47:17 PM »
See @PolkaDot ? I still say we make a good team. I set'em up. You knock'em down
You have to admit @TigerLily ,There is an upside to the job.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2681 on: August 11, 2022, 09:51:06 PM »
Sweetie, you need not worry about that old fuckpot pushing anything.  He just likes to dream about wood.
You haven’t earned “sweetie” yet, but I appreciate your efforts  @HamsterMuscle .
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2682 on: August 11, 2022, 10:22:25 PM »
You haven’t earned “sweetie” yet

You will no doubt be flattered to hear that there are only two people here whom I address as "sweetie."

The other one is PB.