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Bart Ell

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2505 on: January 17, 2022, 07:01:06 AM »
Had a 4ft fall today while hanging my heavy-bag in my new gym.  Got a sore bum Bart.  BumBart.  Got an Omicron-Sore-Bum-Bart.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2506 on: January 17, 2022, 11:06:24 AM »
Dear Bartimus
Why is that Omicron laden goofball hanging heavy body bags in his garage? Doesn't he know he is sick? He should just lay them on their sides until he is healthy enough to dump them in the Sound. Beastly weather up there

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2507 on: January 17, 2022, 11:37:01 AM »
Dear Bartimus
Why is that Omicron laden goofball hanging heavy body bags in his garage? Doesn't he know he is sick? He should just lay them on their sides until he is healthy enough to dump them in the Sound. Beastly weather up there

Oh. This is an Ask. I'm going to keep it here for continuity

He needs something to slap.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2508 on: January 17, 2022, 11:51:14 AM »
Had a 4ft fall today while hanging my heavy-bag in my new gym.  Got a sore bum Bart.  BumBart.  Got an Omicron-Sore-Bum-Bart.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2509 on: January 17, 2022, 12:15:33 PM »
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2510 on: January 17, 2022, 03:22:38 PM »
2nd Christmas - 02 - 05 - 22
Thank you for your patience in these tough times.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #2511 on: January 25, 2022, 07:10:00 PM »

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