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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #480 on: January 09, 2022, 02:20:47 PM »
How about that @TigerLily ?

I want to see a game where after the kickoff, everyone stares at the ball with crossed arms, daring someone to pick it up
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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #481 on: January 09, 2022, 02:45:26 PM »
I want to see a game where after the kickoff, everyone stares at the ball with crossed arms, daring someone to pick it up

I would solve a whole lot of problems. No shedded knees. No concussions. No guys taking off their clothes and leaving the game. No more losing games like this:

https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1442220342739550211?lang=en

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #482 on: January 09, 2022, 09:40:52 PM »
https://sports.nbcsports.com/2022/01/10/2022-nfl-playoffs-bracket-teams-playoff-picture-tv-schedule-kickoff-times/

NFL Super Wild Card Weekend

Saturday, January 15

    4:30 p.m ET: (5) Las Vegas Raiders at (4) Cincinnati Bengals
        TV channel: NBC, Peacock
    8:15 p.m. ET: (6) New England Patriots at (3) Buffalo Bills
        TV channel: CBS

Sunday, January 16

    1:00 p.m. ET: (7) Philadelphia Eagles at (2) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
        TV channel: FOX
    4:30 p.m. ET: (6) San Francisco 49ers at (3) Dallas Cowboys
        TV channel: CBS, Nickelodeon, Amazon Prime Video
    8:15 p.m. ET: (7) Pittsburgh Steelers at (2) Kansas City Chiefs
        TV channel: NBC, Peacock

Monday, January 17

    8:00 p.m. ET: (5) Arizona Cardinals at (4) Los Angeles Rams
        TV channel: ESPN, ABC, ESPN2

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #483 on: January 10, 2022, 01:24:01 AM »
    8:15 p.m. ET: (6) New England Patriots at (3) Buffalo Bills

I like to make sport of conspiracy theorists, even though what I am about to say checks all of theboxes, yet is different for reasons which will come to me any minute now.

Bill Bellichek realized the high probability of meeting the Bills in the playoffs, so he didn't use his best plays in their second matchup. He has studied this matchup like an Aussie hooker field inspecting my knob. NE is going to fuck the Bills in the ass in their playoff matchup and make them like it.

For any doubters, I have two and possibly as many as five dollars to backup my opinions.

Beat that, haters

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #484 on: January 10, 2022, 06:00:08 PM »
It would seem that the Rams people have figured out Matt Stafford:

https://twitter.com/DevineGospel/status/1477709073231478786

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #485 on: January 12, 2022, 03:07:34 PM »
I like to make sport of conspiracy theorists, even though what I am about to say checks all of theboxes, yet is different for reasons which will come to me any minute now.

Bill Bellichek realized the high probability of meeting the Bills in the playoffs, so he didn't use his best plays in their second matchup. He has studied this matchup like an Aussie hooker field inspecting my knob. NE is going to fuck the Bills in the ass in their playoff matchup and make them like it.

For any doubters, I have two and possibly as many as five dollars to backup my opinions.

Beat that, haters

Saturday night in Buffalo should be about 6 degrees F , so that should be fun  ;D

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #486 on: January 13, 2022, 11:15:32 AM »
Never in human history has an NFL/Cincinnati fan ever sent a text about a Bengals playoff win.
Last Bengals playoff win was in 1991.
First text ever sent? 1992.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #487 on: January 14, 2022, 06:02:06 AM »

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #488 on: January 15, 2022, 04:32:04 PM »
Here's a Look at the Coldest Games Ever in NFL History

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/sports/nbcsports/heres-a-look-at-the-coldest-games-ever-in-nfl-history/2684053/

Tom Coughlin's face really looked like it would peel off.  :o

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #489 on: January 15, 2022, 04:33:41 PM »
I'm predicting a Steelers victory over the Chiefs.  Not because I'm a Yinzer fanboy, but it's simply a gut feeling.  Steelers 27 Chiefs 24

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #490 on: January 15, 2022, 05:46:44 PM »
Yeehaw! Yey kitty kats! I can't remember the last time I watched a Bengals game. The redhead was the quarterback. I can't really root for the Raiders since they moved to Las Vegas. And the Gruden mess. Yuck. I don't blame the players for that but it doesn't help
Anyway. Awesome game. Yahoo Bengals! Now on to the next game. Can't even remember who it is but hope it's as exciting!
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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #491 on: January 15, 2022, 08:58:26 PM »
Congratulations to Walks At Night, whose beloved Lions now own the longest post-season win drought.  I remember watching that game when they thrashed the Cowboys with Barry Sanders running wild.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #492 on: January 16, 2022, 11:12:23 AM »
Congratulations to Walks At Night, whose beloved Lions now own the longest post-season win drought.  I remember watching that game when they thrashed the Cowboys with Barry Sanders running wild.

Much appreciated. It is only just that the Lions reclaim that which should be theirs.

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #493 on: January 16, 2022, 02:48:00 PM »
Gronk!  ;D
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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #494 on: January 16, 2022, 03:15:08 PM »
Congratulations to Walks At Night, whose beloved Lions now own the longest post-season win drought.  I remember watching that game when they thrashed the Cowboys with Barry Sanders running wild.

The Lions have been to the playoffs?

Was that during a strike year when everyone else stopped playing?