I missed the Norry lunch social last Tuesday, I did not have an extra hundred dollars lying around. Yes, that is the cost to spoon with Norry.
Here's how it works in my world, Norry. You contribute the hundred dollars to me for my appearance time, then a hundred for the hour of lunch, and then you tip me 50%, just for looking at crumbs and pasta or whatever, seafood accumulation on that lip hair.