That's what really bugs you and your fellow chode huffer ItsOver, isn't it? You come in here and say all sorts of stupid things to get a sexy mosh pit of Yaaay from the two or three anonymous people who are paying any attention, while exposing your unsightly undercarriage to the rest of us normal people. And then when an actual human being comes along and does something normal and gets, you know, attention -- and the worst part about it is that she's a chick! -- why, you are just spinach green with penis envy. I wonder how long it will be before ItsOver hits the bottom of his shallow nutsack of imagination and whips out the gif of the dancing midget.
Um, Hamster.
May I call you Hamster? Or do you prefer PigSnuggler? OH, what about Filipino PigSnuggler?
Here's the thing; I don't know that Lily needs a white knight. She does just fine on her own without some amateur trying to defend her honor. We, her and I, know each other quite well and I
do like to bother her throughout these pages as I have done for years. Not always, just sometimes

I do so because her feisty retorts are always good for a giggle. You're still relatively new here so I guess you still haven't caught on to the goofy nuances of the place but that's just the way it is. Get used to it. Relax lil fella.
All good

Oh, penis envy? Me? That's not a road you wanna go down.