Real Estate Thread

[JUAN]

It looks like Art and Ramona's UFO.

[sean92008]

I keep an old cell phone so that I can play old Art Bell streams when I'm working in the garage or at night when I'm trying to go to sleep.... I will also use it to occasionally stream a baseball game or red eye radio, believe it or not.

When I still was using the device as my primary phone, I would do Zillow searches. Well, I didn't close a few of those windows and I was just looking at them today. Three out of three of the homes for sale late last year were pulled off of the market and not sold.

Sure, maybe those individual people's plans had changed. My guess is more that they thought they could hit a jackpot with a higher asking price...

[Walks_At_Night]

"Use Extreme Caution while walking around the property."   Somehow this joint is both being buried by sand and falling off a cliff.

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[sean92008]

I wonder what the geological report says.

My guess is that the terminology used in the reports are very, how do we say, euphemistic... Thus the requirement to have a licensed real estate involved.

I live close enough to the ocean as it is and I would never want to live an inch closer ever again. The mold, insect and weathering issues are bad enough. Add in in the idea that if you park your car outside it's going to rust is another issue.

[Walks_At_Night]

This joint is so groovy.  Fully cantilevered, unsupported decks galore, nice pine interior wood augmented with not so nice interior wood, at least two of the photos have snakes in them, workshop/hot box with metal walls, plywood room accessible via laddered access hatch,  nice 7 1/2 acre lot, foundation work needed.  Cash is King because no way buyer gets a mortgage.


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[KSM]

This joint is so groovy.  Fully cantilevered, unsupported decks galore, nice pine interior wood augmented with not so nice interior wood, at least two of the photos have snakes in them, workshop/hot box with metal walls, plywood room accessible via laddered access hatch,  nice 7 1/2 acre lot, foundation work needed.  Cash is King because no way buyer gets a mortgage.


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LOL Behold the compound!

Has a bit of a Winchester thing going on.

Meet me on deck 3B?

[Walks_At_Night]

It's....  It's.....  It's beautiful.  🥲


Hot tub in the living room that gazes upon the stripper pole.  Functional and self described 'cozy' kitchen suitable for heating up a frozen pizza or some chili. Array of six TV's stacked up ready to stream games or what not.  Six car garage with a basketball hoop and diamonds in the sky lighting.  Lot can be subdivided to set up a number of homies with their own pads. 

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[sean92008]

It's....  It's.....  It's beautiful.  🥲

New construction... This is what subsiding minority-owned contractors will get you...

Some wannabe gangster is so trying to get financing.

Maybe it's close to where Deion Sanders is coaching and they're hoping to get some school supporter to buy the house and rent it out to the players for cheap.

If you're going to rape a stripper, doing it in a private house is a lot easier to keep the authorities from finding evidence, unlike a hotel room where there are cameras everywhere.

Is the tile impervious to vomit and bile acid?

[KSM]

New construction... This is what subsiding minority-owned contractors will get you...

Some wannabe gangster is so trying to get financing.

Maybe it's close to where Deion Sanders is coaching and they're hoping to get some school supporter to buy the house and rent it out to the players for cheap.

If you're going to rape a stripper, doing it in a private house is a lot easier to keep the authorities from finding evidence, unlike a hotel room where there are cameras everywhere.

Is the tile impervious to vomit and bile acid?

LOL  It's certainly not exactly sound friendly. My goodness, no recording in that place. Can you imagine? They polished up a turd resulting in the worst polished turd on the market.

[sean92008]

LOL  It's certainly not exactly sound friendly. My goodness, no recording in that place. Can you imagine? They polished up a turd resulting in the worst polished turd on the market.

Sorry prayers forget the acoustics and being able to sleep with everything echoing around, you can hose the entire place out after a wild party!

[JUAN]

You wouldn't have to buy a reverb.

[Walks_At_Night]

Mid-Century Modern in Palm Springs.  It *should* be awesome.  Instead they turned it into a murder scene - and what's up with the log in the bedroom?

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[sean92008]

Red is a no-no in America... But the previous owners were not aware of the faux paus...  [ You are not allowed to view attachments ]  

[Bart Ell]

We went to look at a house this afternoon that i think you would appreciate, @Walks_At_Night
Both of the items you see in these pics were still there.

The first bathroom featured a cuck chair
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The second one had a cuck ball.
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[Walks_At_Night]

We went to look at a house this afternoon that i think you would appreciate, @Walks_At_Night
Both of the items you see in these pics were still there.

The first bathroom featured a cuck chair

Sweet!  I've got a pretty good cuck chair in the bathroom story from when I worked in the old House of Pain.  I could share if there is interest. 

I prefer the cuck ball in pix two - seems to open more options. Looks like the shower doesn't have a door and that the shitter is open to it.  Not sure that I dig that much.  Don't wantr to drop trou to take care of business on a wet floor.