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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1335 on: November 03, 2018, 09:43:40 PM »
No but it reminds me of a girl I dated.
She would look like that right before every fashion show she did.
We did? Oh @Bart Ell  - you've been holding out on us! Are you a super model!?!?!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1336 on: November 03, 2018, 10:24:24 PM »
We did? Oh @Bart Ell  - you've been holding out on us! Are you a super model!?!?!

No... but my eyes are dreamy.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1337 on: November 03, 2018, 10:27:04 PM »
We did? Oh @Bart Ell  - you've been holding out on us! Are you a super model!?!?!

Now I shall always picture Bart like this:

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1338 on: November 03, 2018, 10:30:28 PM »
Now I shall always picture Bart like this:

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I have better hair.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1339 on: November 03, 2018, 10:35:08 PM »
I have better hair.

Okay. So more like this?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1340 on: November 03, 2018, 10:37:15 PM »
Okay. So more like this?

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That's a stringy mess compared to my hair.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1341 on: November 03, 2018, 10:47:57 PM »
That's a stringy mess compared to my hair.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1342 on: November 03, 2018, 10:50:10 PM »
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I sold my soul so that I could keep my hair and not show that much forehead ever.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1343 on: November 03, 2018, 11:02:48 PM »
I sold my soul so that I could keep my hair and not show that much forehead ever.

Always read the fine print when soul selling

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1344 on: November 03, 2018, 11:07:55 PM »
Always read the fine print when soul selling

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I had my fingers crossed when I made the deal.
I kept my soul and avoided being overhaired.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1345 on: November 03, 2018, 11:13:42 PM »
I had my fingers crossed when I made the deal.
I kept my soul and avoided being overhaired.

Only Bart Ell could so easily outwit Satan
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1346 on: November 03, 2018, 11:20:35 PM »
Only Bart Ell could so easily outwit Satan

People often overthink things.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1347 on: November 06, 2018, 09:31:17 PM »
Bart, do you drink scotch? Talkin' bout good stuff ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1348 on: November 06, 2018, 09:34:48 PM »
Bart, do you drink scotch? Talkin' bout good stuff ;)

I stopped drinking when I was 18 and caught myself talking to an ugly girl.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1349 on: November 06, 2018, 09:35:37 PM »
Okay. So more like this?

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