Ask Bart Anything

[sumethinz new]

Look, Christmas is coming and I'm trying to be nice as forced and fraudulent as it is. Merry Christmas and see you in January, fuckface!

I'm with PolkaDot on this...fuckface clinched it

[sumethinz new]

There was a time when these Art Bell/George Noory sites had some 'bite' to them . . . bright ruthless posts about current events/people.
Where are the 'old clientele' that used this site?  There was nothing here to hold them. Nothing remotely intelligent.
Sadly . . . as Art passed, and George became entrenched, sites like this one have really have nothing to talk about.  56,000 posts about Heather Wade.
Read any page of the 'Heather hate' thread . . . learn anything new?  Same endless 5 word sentences by the same dull subscribers.
Bart, surely you've noticed the political threads dwindle to nothing . . . . when America has the most controversial and divisive President ever.
Read the 'Polka Dot' posts above . . . this is a good example of the depth of the users/posters on your site. Sad and true.
Didn't know there was a 'next door site' . . .
George Noory sucks !

I get your point, I really do, but you're not very good at this persona. Why do people even bother smiting you?

[Smeghead]

Dear Bart,

   What's happened on Ellgab since August in 2 sentences or less.

Hail Bart

[Sofia]

There was a time when these Art Bell/George Noory sites had some 'bite' to them . . . bright ruthless posts about current events/people.
Where are the 'old clientele' that used this site?  There was nothing here to hold them. Nothing remotely intelligent.
Sadly . . . as Art passed, and George became entrenched, sites like this one have really have nothing to talk about.  56,000 posts about Heather Wade.
Read any page of the 'Heather hate' thread . . . learn anything new?  Same endless 5 word sentences by the same dull subscribers.
Bart, surely you've noticed the political threads dwindle to nothing . . . . when America has the most controversial and divisive President ever.
Read the 'Polka Dot' posts above . . . this is a good example of the depth of the users/posters on your site. Sad and true.
Didn't know there was a 'next door site' . . .
George Noory sucks !

If we make ourselves ugly, we deprive you of the opportunity! 

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

   What's happened on Ellgab since August in 2 sentences or less.

Hail Bart

The usual...
Plus you missed out on many opportunities to visit our sponsors!

[damon]

@Bart Ell Are you going to have an awesome Christmas?

[wr250]

@Bart Ell Are you going to have an awesome Christmas?

Bart is santa. so yes Bart will have an awesome christmas.

[Bart Ell]

Bart is santa. so yes Bart will have an awesome christmas.

I doubt Santa likes it, he is locked into some lifetime slave duty and has to work on a holiday.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell Are you going to have an awesome Christmas?

Could be, I could also have a car slam into me and put me in a chair for my remaining days.
Fingers crossed!

[GravitySucks]

Could be, I could also have a car slam into me and put me in a chair for my remaining days.
Fingers crossed!

You could ask La$ha to envelope you in a bubble of protection.

[Bart Ell]

You could ask La$ha to envelope you in a bubble of protection.

She's a big bubble herself.

[Enard P Farkwark]

Bart if you had to release one and only one of the zoo or nursery residents this year, kind of like the ceremonial turkey pardon at thanksgiving... which turkey would it be?

[Bart Ell]

Bart if you had to release one and only one of the zoo or nursery residents this year, kind of like the ceremonial turkey pardon at thanksgiving... which turkey would it be?

Has one of them died?
I would choose the dead one.
Fuck the others.

[Enard P Farkwark]

Has one of them died?
I would choose the dead one.
Fuck the others.

Good call. The quiet would be an improvement. And could have someone channel them on a wootacular.

[Bart Ell]

Good call. The quiet would be an improvement. And could have someone channel them on a wootacular.

I prefer gone and forgotten.
The only reason to channel them would be to try and kill their ghost.