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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1590 on: January 04, 2019, 07:27:41 PM »
Dear Bart,
have you ever had an invitation extended from Liberace to come over and swim in his pool ?

or maybe enjoy a bubble bath with him ?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1591 on: January 04, 2019, 09:11:02 PM »
Dear Bart,
have you ever had an invitation extended from Liberace to come over and swim in his pool ?

or maybe enjoy a bubble bath with him ?
Liberace was here. Turn about is fair play!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1592 on: January 04, 2019, 09:13:54 PM »
Is it getting hard to tell the posters who have blue stripes (blocks) from the posters who just got blue because they wanted blue?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1593 on: January 04, 2019, 09:32:30 PM »
Dear Bart,
have you ever had an invitation extended from Liberace to come over and swim in his pool ?

or maybe enjoy a bubble bath with him ?
Clearly not the bubble bath invite. I’ve seen him myself proclaim he’s “totally into chicks”.

What’s not to believe?

I’m just kidding. He’s a total bottom bitch.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1594 on: January 04, 2019, 11:22:06 PM »
Clearly not the bubble bath invite. I’ve seen him myself proclaim he’s “totally into chicks”.

What’s not to believe?

I’m just kidding. He’s a total bottom bitch.
do you mean like Falkie in the county Lockup ?

I am also wondering if Liberace is still a momma’s boy ?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1595 on: January 05, 2019, 12:58:53 AM »
Is it getting hard to tell the posters who have blue stripes (blocks) from the posters who just got blue because they wanted blue?

I think the only person who has blue boxes, that isn't in the hall of fame, is Bluejay.

As far as I know, purple has been the only custom color.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1596 on: January 05, 2019, 01:00:34 AM »
Bart, I have this haunted clock. This is an eight day Dandy Line from New Haven dated 1888. Month of May to be exact. You want it? It practically winds itself.  :-X

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1597 on: January 06, 2019, 06:00:09 PM »
Dear Bart,
have you ever had an invitation extended from Liberace to come over and swim in his pool ?

or maybe enjoy a bubble bath with him ?

Baths are for people too lazy to stand for a shower so they sit in their own dirt.
Pass.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1598 on: January 06, 2019, 06:01:10 PM »
Is it getting hard to tell the posters who have blue stripes (blocks) from the posters who just got blue because they wanted blue?

Wah.
People use to have to hunt their own food.
Buck up.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1599 on: January 06, 2019, 06:02:20 PM »
Bart, I have this haunted clock. This is an eight day Dandy Line from New Haven dated 1888. Month of May to be exact. You want it? It practically winds itself.  :-X

Is it haunted by anyone sexy?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1600 on: January 07, 2019, 01:24:41 AM »
@Bart Ell  are you awesome too? Do you like soft shell tacos or Hard shell tacos?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1601 on: January 07, 2019, 04:44:29 AM »
Lovely @Bart Ell

The last page on this thread http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=487.100 appears to be borkerated from the pop issue on Sunday, can you have a ninja fu take a look at it please :)
Give pees a chance.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1602 on: January 07, 2019, 05:10:07 AM »
Lovely @Bart Ell

The last page on this thread http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=487.100 appears to be borkerated from the pop issue on Sunday, can you have a ninja fu take a look at it please :)
It is true, EllGab is not working at 100% @Bart Ell . I can not read the last page on The Little Podcast That Did . I can not read @DynamoHum comments on this SUBJECT. Those code ninjas must be eating their poutine or sleeping.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1603 on: January 07, 2019, 06:51:55 AM »
Lovely @Bart Ell

The last page on this thread http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=487.100 appears to be borkerated from the pop issue on Sunday, can you have a ninja fu take a look at it please :)

They will be working on a few things today. Something about the new version of php, memory, conflicts, patches... all buzzwords to me.
Page works for guests but not for those logged in - happens on a few pages and they will try to track down the cause.
Maybe make a few posts on it and see if the next page will work

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1604 on: January 07, 2019, 06:53:24 AM »
@Bart Ell  are you awesome too? Do you like soft shell tacos or Hard shell tacos?

Soft shell.
Hard shell are just chips waiting to fall apart when you bite them.
Soft shell crab, too.