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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2235 on: August 21, 2019, 01:51:12 PM »
On what show in the last few months did George Noory bring up child actor and child actor welfare rights advocate Paul Petersen?  How did Paul come up, during a Coast to Coast AM episode?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2236 on: August 23, 2019, 06:17:43 PM »
Will we be left with a farmed salmon penis as our leader after you die on trick or treat day?  Or will we still be led by ceiling Bart?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2237 on: August 23, 2019, 06:20:15 PM »
Will we be left with a farmed salmon penis as our leader after you die on trick or treat day?  Or will we still be led by ceiling Bart?

There are some incredible plot twists awaiting all.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2238 on: August 26, 2019, 09:42:10 PM »
Fuck Sakes!! Do ya fire a guy for showing up shitfaced on day one of a HUUUGE project thus compromising first impressions with complete strangers (bigwigs) from Pomeroy Canada that are here to greet/spy and take notes and oversee everything on the first day with all their ridiculous uneducated questions?

I know what I would do. And I know what I did do. Called his fucking pregnant wife to come pick the little shit up and take him home.

1st offence but it's a doozie and it looks reeaaal baaad.

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Guess this was a almost a TELL rather than an ask.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2239 on: August 26, 2019, 10:05:44 PM »
Fuck Sakes!! Do ya fire a guy for showing up shitfaced on day one of a HUUUGE project thus compromising first impressions with complete strangers (bigwigs) from Pomeroy Canada that are here to greet/spy and take notes and oversee everything on the first day with all their ridiculous uneducated questions?

I know what I would do. And I know what I did do. Called his fucking pregnant wife to come pick the little shit up and take him home.

1st offence but it's a doozie and it looks reeaaal baaad.

 :-\ ::) ??? >:( :-\


Guess this was a almost a TELL rather than an ask.

How big are his wife’s feet?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2240 on: August 26, 2019, 10:11:28 PM »
How big are his wife’s feet?

Hard to find good help.
You got a real foot thing don't you

He IS good help! That's what makes this so hard. Not normal.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2241 on: August 26, 2019, 10:11:52 PM »
Yup, this is a tell.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2242 on: August 26, 2019, 10:35:03 PM »
Yup, this is a tell.
Yeah. Gravity Telling and reaffirming that he has a thing for my below the ankle wife. I'll ship him some of her post game tennis socks, he can go camping and sleep in them. Fucking smell will keep the bears away.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2243 on: August 26, 2019, 10:45:32 PM »
Yeah. Gravity Telling and reaffirming that he has a thing for my below the ankle wife. I'll ship him some of her post game tennis socks, he can go camping and sleep in them. Fucking smell will keep the bears away.

He does seem to have a bigfoot fetish.
I bet he could fit 3 Thai ladyboys in there with him, too.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2244 on: August 26, 2019, 11:42:53 PM »
He does seem to have a bigfoot fetish.
I bet he could fit 3 Thai ladyboys in there with him, too.

And one long neck Karen

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2245 on: August 27, 2019, 01:58:31 AM »
And one long neck Karen

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What a great photo - so much color and proud confidence!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2246 on: August 27, 2019, 02:39:24 AM »
What a great photo - so much color and proud confidence!

Here is another

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2247 on: August 27, 2019, 06:42:46 AM »
And one long neck Karen

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« Reply #2248 on: August 27, 2019, 06:50:15 AM »
Here is another

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She looks like the same lady that was in National Geographic. Holy smokes, awesome pictures
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2249 on: August 27, 2019, 06:55:33 AM »
Here is another

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