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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4560 on: October 01, 2021, 03:20:33 PM »
Bart,

Let us suppose you needed a new part for your rig. Looking around online turns up a gorgeous deal. However you notice a bag of dope, a syringe and a spoon in the background. Do you go for it or just pay full retail down at the Carquest?

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« Reply #4561 on: October 01, 2021, 03:29:59 PM »
Bart,

Let us suppose you needed a new part for your rig. Looking around online turns up a gorgeous deal. However you notice a bag of dope, a syringe and a spoon in the background. Do you go for it or just pay full retail down at the Carquest?

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If my life went so far south that I was in the position of needing to shop online for a deal on a catalytic converter then I would just straight pipe it.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4562 on: October 03, 2021, 07:39:46 PM »
Bart,

Do you think Nervous Norvous ever learned his lesson and slowed down?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4563 on: October 04, 2021, 05:20:14 AM »
Bart,

Do you think Nervous Norvous ever learned his lesson and slowed down?



NEVER!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4564 on: October 04, 2021, 11:36:26 AM »

Dear Bartabulous

Did you miss me?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4565 on: October 04, 2021, 11:49:08 AM »
Bart,

Let us suppose you needed a new part for your rig. Looking around online turns up a gorgeous deal. However you notice a bag of dope, a syringe and a spoon in the background. Do you go for it or just pay full retail down at the Carquest?

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Hey! I had my catalytic converter stolen right out from under me. TWICE! It is no joking matter. Now the thing I had never even heard of before has a shield over it, welded and bolted in place. Woe unto the dirtbags who stole them. I read they broke up a ring in San Diego. Hope it included my dirtbags
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4566 on: October 04, 2021, 11:54:26 AM »
If my life went so far south that I was in the position of needing to shop online for a deal on a catalytic converter then I would just straight pipe it.

Thought about it. Sounds like a Falcon 9 landing
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4567 on: October 04, 2021, 01:22:06 PM »
Bart,

Let us suppose you needed a new part for your rig. Looking around online turns up a gorgeous deal. However you notice a bag of dope, a syringe and a spoon in the background. Do you go for it or just pay full retail down at the Carquest?

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@Walks_At_Night  Bag o' coc on the table, huh.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4568 on: October 04, 2021, 01:44:04 PM »
Dear Bartabulous

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I was hours away from shutting the whole thing down and go on a hunt like a manlier Dog The Bounty Hunter.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4569 on: October 04, 2021, 01:51:14 PM »
I was hours away from shutting the whole thing down and go on a hunt like a manlier Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Bart,

Along those lines. Hearing rumors that the Facebook outage is due to a group of disgruntled insiders that have caused an incredible amount of damage that will take quite a bit of time to undo. Is it safe to assume that Ellgab.com has some sort of ruthless, internal affairs Stasi, kind of an outfit that hunts down such moles and disappears them into the depths of Lake Ontario before they can make trouble?

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« Reply #4570 on: October 04, 2021, 02:31:15 PM »
Bart,

Along those lines. Hearing rumors that the Facebook outage is due to a group of disgruntled insiders that have caused an incredible amount of damage that will take quite a bit of time to undo. Is it safe to assume that Ellgab.com has some sort of ruthless, internal affairs Stasi, kind of an outfit that hunts down such moles and disappears them into the depths of Lake Ontario before they can make trouble?

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Heh, heh... Vladimir looks like something out of “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.”  I’ll bet Slo Joe doesn’t have an I.D. this cool.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4571 on: October 04, 2021, 03:25:54 PM »
I was hours away from shutting the whole thing down and go on a hunt like a manlier Dog The Bounty Hunter.


Awww. I knew you cared 💋
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4572 on: October 04, 2021, 03:29:52 PM »
Heh, heh... Vladimir looks like something out of “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.”  I’ll bet Slo Joe doesn’t have an I.D. this cool.

What's he been sucking with those lips? Yeah. Manly man

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4573 on: October 04, 2021, 03:57:47 PM »
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4574 on: October 05, 2021, 04:49:41 AM »
Bart,

Along those lines. Hearing rumors that the Facebook outage is due to a group of disgruntled insiders that have caused an incredible amount of damage that will take quite a bit of time to undo. Is it safe to assume that Ellgab.com has some sort of ruthless, internal affairs Stasi, kind of an outfit that hunts down such moles and disappears them into the depths of Lake Ontario before they can make trouble?

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I deal with the filthy animals myself.
That Putin fella sure started balding early, huh?
I dare you to find a picture of him with a full head of hair.
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