Ask Bart Anything

[damon]

@Bart Ell What's new with you?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Have you ever seen a Samurai get savaged by a pack of nerds before?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Have you ever seen a Samurai get savaged by a pack of nerds before?

Not until now!
There was even what looked like a bit of sodomy at the end.
ALSO IN THE END BECAUSE THT'S WHAT SODOMY IS!

[TigerLily]

Looked to me like the samurai was looking for it. All's well that Ends well in the End

[KSM]

Hey Barterator, make your telephone talk to me! Why did you move the gas price thread? I am assuming that you did it because I damned well didn't.

It's disheartening, man. Being undercut like this is like working again!

[Bart Ell]

Hey Barterator, make your telephone talk to me! Why did you move the gas price thread? I am assuming that you did it because I damned well didn't.

It's disheartening, man. Being undercut like this is like working again!

Shitters shit it up.

[KSM]

Ok, did you know about the Triumph (Rock n' Roll Machine) documentary? I just found out about it a few days ago. Must see it! Must, Follow My Heart.

[Bart Ell]

Ok, did you know about the Triumph (Rock n' Roll Machine) documentary? I just found out about it a few days ago. Must see it! Must, Follow My Heart.

Yeah, I was sent a copy about a year ago.
I will say more when you have seen it.

[ShayP]

Hey Bart, why didn't you or @KSM inform me of the Triumph documentary?  I do recall the three of us making some comments about the band a while back.  Is it because I'm not Canadian?    I'm just and Ordinary Man, so I'll Hold On and wait for the reply.  Whenever that may come.  I'm patient.  I suspect we are Allied Forces.

[KSM]

Hey Bart, why didn't you or @KSM inform me of the Triumph documentary?  I do recall the three of us making some comments about the band a while back.  Is it because I'm not Canadian?    I'm just and Ordinary Man, so I'll Hold On and wait for the reply.  Whenever that may come.  I'm patient.  I suspect we are Allied Forces.

@ShayP  Go to the tell/ask another member thread.

[GravitySucks]

I’ve been boycotting poutine my entire life. Are they calling for boycotts in Canackistan?
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/french-restaurant-threatened-patrons-poutine-putin

[Bart Ell]

I’ve been boycotting poutine my entire life. Are they calling for boycotts in Canackistan?
https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/french-restaurant-threatened-patrons-poutine-putin

Have you been boycotting poutine because it is made with french fries and not the freedom fries you prefer down there in Northern Mexico?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart.

Did you know that the old "Look in. Look out." works on royalty as well?

[Bart Ell]

Bart.

Did you know that the old "Look in. Look out." works on royalty as well?

When I was in first grade there was a singing group that came to entertain us.
They wore long white robes... looking back on it they may have been a cult.
This one lady with lovely long hair bent over to ask if we had any questions.
Your pal Bart had many questions and kept putting his hand up.
I think it was at around the fourth question that she realized I was looking at her braless boobies.
She did not mention it but made a slight adjustment that blocked my full view while answering question number 5.

[PolkaDot]

Bart.

Did you know that the old "Look in. Look out." works on royalty as well?

Hardly seemed worth the effort