Ask Bart Anything

[ShayP]

YOU MUST HAVE A SKINNY PRICK!

No.  My girth is in the parameters that would please a woman.  But don't you think Lurch would provide a tight seal with ample suction?

[Walks_At_Night]

No.  My girth is in the parameters that would please a woman.  But don't you think Lurch would provide a tight seal with ample suction?

Seems to me that Mr. Shay P. has just become Hall of Fame eligible. Living like Senda for seven straight days I think was HoF worthy in my case but pondering Bob on the Knob from Lurch is rarified air.

[ShayP]

Seems to me that Mr. Shay P. has just become Hall of Fame eligible. Living like Senda for seven straight days I think was HoF worthy in my case but pondering Bob on the Knob from Lurch is rarified air.

Living like Senda!?    That hurts man.  I shower. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Living like Senda!?    That hurts man.  I shower. 

Oh not you. Me!  That's how I got into the HoF. Bart wouldn't let me weasel out with just five days either. Had to go the full seven when Mrs. WAN was away.

[ShayP]

Oh not you. Me!  That's how I got into the HoF. Bart wouldn't let me weasel out with just five days either. Had to go the full seven when Mrs. WAN was away.

Ahh, I do recall that now.  Did you do any unboxing videos.  I could've sent you some *clears throat* interesting stuff. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Ahh, I do recall that now.  Did you do any unboxing videos.  I could've sent you some *clears throat* interesting stuff. 

No unboxings. I did show some mail but mostly just loafed around, gained weight at an incredible rate and stank.

[ShayP]

No unboxings. I did show some mail but mostly just loafed around, gained weight at an incredible rate and stank.

I imagine Mrs. WAN wasn't thrilled when she returned.  I assume you did advanced damage control.

[Bart Ell]

Seems to me that Mr. Shay P. has just become Hall of Fame eligible. Living like Senda for seven straight days I think was HoF worthy in my case but pondering Bob on the Knob from Lurch is rarified air.

He is very close but the committee has flagged him and will be reviewing his claims of having satisfactory girth.
THEY ARE CONVINCED HE HAS A SKINNY PRICK!

[Bart Ell]

I imagine Mrs. WAN wasn't thrilled when she returned.  I assume you did advanced damage control.

He did not.
He called her Kathy and told her to shut up, he was not finished speaking.
He is still paying for it to this day.

[Walks_At_Night]

He is very close but the committee has flagged him and will be reviewing his claims of having satisfactory girth.
THEY ARE CONVINCED HE HAS A SKINNY PRICK!

[KSM]

YOU MUST HAVE A SKINNY PRICK!

Who are you, John Holmes?
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@Bart Ell

[Bart Ell]

Who are you, John Holmes?
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@Bart Ell

Now you made me do it again, @KSM
Here is his daughter.

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TRY TO UNSEE THAT!

[KSM]

Now you made me do it again, @KSM
Here is his daughter.

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Ok,  well,  she's probably pretty handy around the house. 

[ShayP]

Here is his daughter.

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I think she is pretty.    Might be into guys who allegedly have a "skinny prick?" 

Seriously, she is an attractive young lady.  IMO

[Walks_At_Night]

I think she is pretty.    Might be into guys who allegedly have a "skinny prick?" 

Seriously, she is an attractive young lady.  IMO

She is definitely not adopted and it is not a question of attractiveness, it is a quesiton of Big Mikeness. Imagine trying to get busy and all you could hear is Mike saying "Make it Right" inside your head as your Uncle Charley wilts.

What about the daughter that Larry Bird denied the paternity of. It was like... "Um Bird. C'mon now".

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