Ask Bart Anything

[JUAN]

The ads are demanding I click through to view 70-year old Reba McEntire's bikini photos.  Have you checked them out?

[Bart Ell]

The ads are demanding I click through to view 70-year old Reba McEntire's bikini photos.  Have you checked them out?

I wouldn't click to see 20-year old Reba McEntire's bikini photos.

[KSM]

I wouldn't click to see 20-year old Reba McEntire's bikini photos.

I always thought she had a pointy fox face. I saw a fox (not the good kind) when seeing her on TV or something.
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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

On Reddit, about every other day I am presented with 60 year old Liz Hurley photos.  She really doesn't look that much different from when she was 30. 
Is Liz Hurley in league with Lucifer?


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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

On Reddit, about every other day I am presented with 60 year old Liz Hurley photos.  She really doesn't look that much different from when she was 30. 
Is Liz Hurley in league with Lucifer?


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Didn't care for her at 30, care 50% less at 60.

[Bart Ell]

I always thought she had a pointy fox face. I saw a fox (not the good kind) when seeing her on TV or something.

This is the face of someone who bites off a chunk of your cock if you let her near it.

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[KSM]

This is the face of someone who bites off a chunk of your cock if you let her near it.

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Look at the second picture. The hinge jaw ventriloquist doll. Fuckin weird face man

[Bart Ell]

Look at the second picture. The hinge jaw ventriloquist doll. Fuckin weird face man

The jaw might be what turns Girthy Juan on so much.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

I'm up bright and early today.  Checked out some internet and lo and behold, saw there was speculation that conjoined twins,
Brittany and Abby have given birth to a new little baby.
Internet reacted in this fashion.

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So despite me going to hell now, it is going to be a good day, isn't it?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I'm up bright and early today.  Checked out some internet and lo and behold, saw there was speculation that conjoined twins,
Brittany and Abby have given birth to a new little baby.
Internet reacted in this fashion.

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So despite me going to hell now, it is going to be a good day, isn't it?

2 breasts, 1 set of reproductive organs and twice the amount of post ball and prick sucking conversation?
Pass.

[JUAN]

2 breasts, 1 set of reproductive organs and twice the amount of post ball and prick sucking conversation?
Pass.

Two mouths.

[PB]

2 breasts, 1 set of reproductive organs and twice the amount of post ball and prick sucking conversation?
Pass.

Maybe they'll talk to each other, and you're free to go!

[Bart Ell]

Maybe they'll talk to each other, and you're free to go!

That doesn't change the fact that they are fugly freaks.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Some spittle, spraying loon raving at KSM as he is jamming in the out of doors.  The I was electrocuted as a f*cking fetus line seems special.  Can anything be done with it?

[KSM]

Bart,

Some spittle, spraying loon raving at KSM as he is jamming in the out of doors.  The I was electrocuted as a f*cking fetus line seems special.  Can anything be done with it?

What was she screaming about? That was nuts.