Bart,
Does this represent latent homosexual tendencies or everyone is a little gay? The last one sounds a little Freudian. Follow up question- how do you feel about being sexually harassed?
I feel like everyone should have side bets on what they think you’ll say.
The more a person pretends they are not gay, the gayer they actually are.
When I was seventeen or eighteen, a well-known singer and the guitarist in his new band struck up a conversation with young Bart and ended up inviting me back to their place to listen to their new project.
This was my first male-male proposition.
A few months earlier, a woman had approached me and screamed in my ear, Es-tu bisexuel? while her guy waited in the wings.
The music was loud, and my brain wasn’t translating what she was saying.
Like a perfectly scripted scene, the music stopped just as I was screaming back, “WHAT? AM I A BICYCLE?”
What’s the point here, your day-drunk ass may be asking?
When your ego is big enough, it’s great to be wanted by everyone, even if you’re only interested in a few of them.
The few with nice boobies and no cottage cheese on their asses.
