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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #75 on: July 16, 2018, 05:23:32 AM »
Dear Bart,


Would you rather wakeboard or snowboard?

I like being alive so I avoid both

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #76 on: July 16, 2018, 05:27:37 AM »
Dear Bart,

Do you think WhiteTroll is really a banker?

No idea, I can't say I know much of his storyline.

Dear Bart,

Did you and PBS ever get together to make the BartCast a reality, and if so,  when will this become a reality, and for how long do you think?

I don't know that my involvement is needed. I support the idea and will facilitate the broadcast of it if needed.


Dear Bart,

Do you believe in Planet X?

No idea what it is supposed to be.
I believe Phil X was a mistake, though.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #77 on: July 16, 2018, 05:28:27 AM »
Bart,
At what rank do we get an alias under our name? Can mine be Gear Gabber? (no r)

You get one when the inspiration hits me to give you one.
You don't get to choose.
For now.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #78 on: July 16, 2018, 07:24:46 AM »
Dear Bart,

Are you single or married?  :)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #79 on: July 16, 2018, 09:43:01 AM »
Dear Bart,

Are you single or married?  :)

Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #80 on: July 16, 2018, 09:44:39 AM »
Dear Bart,

What's your favorite Korean boy band?

fixed

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #81 on: July 16, 2018, 09:49:17 AM »
Dear Bart,

Have you ever thought about changing the Drone Pilot status to KONR?  KONR is the real #artbelllegacy after all.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #82 on: July 16, 2018, 09:50:06 AM »
Bart,  Pitch or Catch?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #83 on: July 16, 2018, 09:54:28 AM »
Dear Bart,

Have you ever thought about changing the Drone Pilot status to KONR?  KONR is the real #artbelllegacy after all.

No.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #84 on: July 16, 2018, 09:55:43 AM »
Bart,  Pitch or Catch?

Are you asking if I like a nice hard cock inside me or putting my hard cock in someone else?
Again, whichever better serves the fantasies about me!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #85 on: July 16, 2018, 09:57:23 AM »
Are you asking if I like a nice hard cock inside me or putting my hard cock in someone else?
Again, whichever better serves the fantasies about me!

You never played Little League Baseball, did you?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #86 on: July 16, 2018, 09:59:56 AM »
You never played Little League Baseball, did you?

I played a little league game in a major league stadium between games of a doubleheader.
They put up a closer fence but I was determined.
I pulled one down the right field line and into the 5th row of the bleachers.
Yes, Bart did take a curtain call

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #87 on: July 16, 2018, 10:46:58 AM »
Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
Lives in Utah, carries fast-ceremony-license forms in back pocket...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #88 on: July 16, 2018, 10:50:26 AM »
Lives in Utah, carries fast-ceremony-license forms in back pocket...


I am an ordained minister.  Church of the Latter Day Dude.
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #89 on: July 16, 2018, 12:42:53 PM »
Dear Bart,
What age range do you fit into? (ie. 18-30, 30-45, 45-65, 65+)
What color eyes do you have?

Where did you learn to multi-quote in responses like a boss?