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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1440 on: December 05, 2019, 08:42:36 PM »
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Had that one. Doesn't hurt.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1441 on: December 05, 2019, 08:43:37 PM »
An atmospheric pond?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1442 on: December 05, 2019, 08:55:17 PM »
Had that one. Doesn't hurt.
That's the point!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1443 on: December 05, 2019, 09:30:38 PM »
Better than in the bedroom! :P  YOUZA! OUCHERS!

Not feeling a lot of love tonight. Could be an early one :-[

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1444 on: December 05, 2019, 09:32:12 PM »
That's the point!

It didn't look too pointy
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1445 on: December 05, 2019, 09:35:27 PM »
If you leave early you'll miss me flinging myself offa tall thing.
Dear @anniem  if you were to do such a thing albeit metaphorically, I will dip entirely my penis in rolling boiling oil.  Pleeeeaaaase do not hurl yourself off of hinted at place of drastic heights!!!
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1446 on: December 05, 2019, 09:55:17 PM »
Dear @anniem  if you were to do such a thing albeit metaphorically, I will dip entirely my penis in rolling boiling oil.  Pleeeeaaaase do not hurl yourself off of hinted at place of drastic heights!!!

Egads, man. How about if I step down carefully and slowly one and only one step?
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1447 on: December 05, 2019, 10:35:26 PM »
Egads, man. How about if I step down carefully and slowly one and only one step?

Oh, dear. I have had yet another very pressured day, they seem to be coming around often these days.

You nutcases have me laughing out loud! I'd like to say thank you but I'm not sure how much I should be encouraging you all.

Does it count that I tried to practice putting out candle flames with a sort-of whip that was part of my store-bought Zorro outfit way back when? I don't have it handy any longer, of course, or I'd offer to try to extinguish a candle flame again.

On the other hand, perhaps it's just as well, I wouldn't want to set anything on fire!  8)

@anniem, I think you should let us know when you have carefully stepped down that one step so @KSM doesn't have to boil his penis in oil (geez, it hurts to even type that!). Thank you, I know we will all feel relieve, not to mention KSM.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1448 on: December 05, 2019, 11:05:46 PM »
Oh, dear. I have had yet another very pressured day, they seem to be coming around often these days.

You nutcases have me laughing out loud! I'd like to say thank you but I'm not sure how much I should be encouraging you all.

Does it count that I tried to practice putting out candle flames with a sort-of whip that was part of my store-bought Zorro outfit way back when? I don't have it handy any longer, of course, or I'd offer to try to extinguish a candle flame again.

On the other hand, perhaps it's just as well, I wouldn't want to set anything on fire!  8)

@anniem, I think you should let us know when you have carefully stepped down that one step so @KSM doesn't have to boil his penis in oil (geez, it hurts to even type that!). Thank you, I know we will all feel relieve, not to mention KSM.

Hey! We have an expert whip handler in the house. It's all in the wrist, yes?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1449 on: December 05, 2019, 11:59:05 PM »
@PolkaDot  Do you have one that requires a bigger fig leaf?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1450 on: December 06, 2019, 03:48:06 AM »
Bigger fig leaf, oh yeah! Hell, I may be old but I ain’t crazy or dead. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1452 on: December 06, 2019, 07:23:52 AM »
Oh, dear. I have had yet another very pressured day, they seem to be coming around often these days.

You nutcases have me laughing out loud! I'd like to say thank you but I'm not sure how much I should be encouraging you all.

Does it count that I tried to practice putting out candle flames with a sort-of whip that was part of my store-bought Zorro outfit way back when? I don't have it handy any longer, of course, or I'd offer to try to extinguish a candle flame again.

On the other hand, perhaps it's just as well, I wouldn't want to set anything on fire!  8)

@anniem, I think you should let us know when you have carefully stepped down that one step so @KSM doesn't have to boil his penis in oil (geez, it hurts to even type that!). Thank you, I know we will all feel relieve, not to mention KSM.

You probably shouldn't encourage us, but if you think about it it's @juan 's fault- he demanded entertainment. And yes, I'd love a demonstration.  ;D
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1453 on: December 06, 2019, 07:25:36 AM »
Bigger fig leaf, oh yeah! Hell, I may be old but I ain’t crazy or dead. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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Amen, sister! Mamoa is sexy (as long as he doesn't talk).
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #1454 on: December 06, 2019, 10:21:33 AM »
Oh, dear. I have had yet another very pressured day, they seem to be coming around often these days.

Stop it!  Well, that should be that.

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You nutcases have me laughing out loud! I'd like to say thank you but I'm not sure how much I should be encouraging you all.

I can help. The amount should be in the range to a ton.

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@anniem, I think you should let us know when you have carefully stepped down that one step so @KSM doesn't have to boil his penis in oil (geez, it hurts to even type that!). Thank you, I know we will all feel relieve, not to mention KSM.

Ok, I just have to locate the nearest one step. I'll keep you posted.
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