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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2505 on: February 13, 2020, 01:11:16 PM »
How "fruity" does it smell? Like is it Billy Porter fruity? Coz that's muthaFuckin fruity.. be glad it doesn't smell like ass.
I've never sniffed Billy- but he looks like he would smell expensive.

My hair is more like apricots with some lemon. It did a damn good job though, so I'm not throwing it away yet. We'll see if the husband notices when he gets home. That'll be the test.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2506 on: February 13, 2020, 01:11:52 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2507 on: February 13, 2020, 01:12:59 PM »
I think @KSM would be a better judge.
She was sneakin a peek at my junk.

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2509 on: February 13, 2020, 01:14:46 PM »
She was sneakin a peek at my junk.
You're a mare? Fruitier and fruitier...
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2510 on: February 13, 2020, 01:18:10 PM »
You're a mare? Fruitier and fruitier...
Hahahaha

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2511 on: February 13, 2020, 01:19:27 PM »
That is beyond strange.

Yes.
There are easier way to lick a turd hole.
This is the turd time I mention turd.
Sorry, the last turd was the turd one.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2512 on: February 13, 2020, 01:21:29 PM »
Yes.
There are easier way to lick a turd hole.
This is the turd time I mention turd.
Sorry, the last turd was the turd one.
This time I have the words....but I won't type them. Still shaking my head though.
BadBart. STOP SAYING TURD.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2513 on: February 13, 2020, 01:23:40 PM »

. We'll see if the husband notices when he gets home. That'll be the test.
Well if you smell like fruit but he still eats pussy I'd say yer good

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2514 on: February 13, 2020, 01:25:14 PM »
Well if you smell like fruit but he still eats pussy I'd say yer good
Amen.
Your av is suddenly very scary.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2515 on: February 13, 2020, 01:26:21 PM »
Well if you smell like fruit but he still eats pussy I'd say yer good

Even if it is Falkie doing it because someone promised him an ipad?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2516 on: February 13, 2020, 01:29:31 PM »
Even if it is Falkie doing it because someone promised him an ipad?
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2517 on: February 13, 2020, 01:35:44 PM »

Your av is suddenly very scary.
It's almost Valentines day. I'm feeling romantic so I use my AVs to express such things.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #2518 on: February 13, 2020, 03:15:31 PM »
Oh shit a fucking bee
A fucking bee fucking almost stung fucking me
A fucking bee almost just fucking stung me
A fucking bee almost just fucking stung
Oh shit a bee
Oh shit a bee
Oh shit a bee
Oh shit a bee

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