How about that P-Diddy fella!
If Diddy is found Guilty, he may come out and identify as a woman, and request to serve out his sentence at a Woman's Prison. There, he could get the guards to smuggle in small bottles of baby oil for his Freak Offs....
j/k
He would be in a male prison, identifying as a woman, where the male guards would sneak in baby oil for the Freak Offs...
