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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123315 on: October 10, 2019, 03:05:21 PM »
Quote from: SpookPumpkin on October 10, 2019, 03:00:35 PM
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I had no clue that mail order brides were so specific. I guess I always thought of it as the grab bag or maybe white elephant gift exchange version of brides.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123316 on: October 10, 2019, 03:21:49 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 10, 2019, 02:57:05 PM
What’s a muzzie?
My spell check changed that to muzzle, now I’m a little scared of the answer.

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Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123317 on: October 10, 2019, 03:22:51 PM »
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123318 on: October 10, 2019, 03:24:47 PM »
Quote from: BartEllProducer on October 10, 2019, 03:21:49 PM
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So the mail order brides are mail order animals? Your tastes are quite....different.  ???
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123319 on: October 10, 2019, 03:26:37 PM »
Quote from: SpookPumpkin on October 10, 2019, 03:24:47 PM
So the mail order brides are mail order animals? Your tastes are quite....different.  ???

Makes for a riveting conversation when you’ve had a threesome with a moose lamb.
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123320 on: October 10, 2019, 03:27:13 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 10, 2019, 02:52:16 PM
Does he check bathroom passes? What if I really got to go?
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123321 on: October 10, 2019, 03:30:57 PM »

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123322 on: October 10, 2019, 03:34:28 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 10, 2019, 03:05:21 PM
I had no clue that mail order brides were so specific. I guess I always thought of it as the grab bag or maybe white elephant gift exchange version of brides.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123323 on: October 10, 2019, 03:56:13 PM »
Quote from: BartEllProducer on October 10, 2019, 12:53:00 PM
I’m getting adds for muzzie mail order brides.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123324 on: October 10, 2019, 04:11:19 PM »
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123325 on: October 10, 2019, 04:22:26 PM »
MIGHT BE ANOTHER NIGHT OF UNSCREENED OPEN LINES!  YES, IM SHOUTING IT TO THE WORLD!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123326 on: October 10, 2019, 04:24:34 PM »
Quote from: Bluejay on October 10, 2019, 03:34:28 PM
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Disposal.  No one ever thinks about disposal.   >:( 

Them damn things outta be outlawed.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123327 on: October 10, 2019, 04:27:09 PM »
Quote from: BartEllProducer on October 10, 2019, 12:53:00 PM
I’m getting adds for muzzie mail order brides.

You should be happy.  Look into the depravity I have sunk into.  Hillbilly Jim strikes again.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123328 on: October 10, 2019, 04:52:57 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 10, 2019, 04:27:09 PM
You should be happy.  Look into the depravity I have sunk into.  Hillbilly Jim strikes again.

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The new "happy ending massage parlor" gimmick is the prostitutes offering "manscaping."

After Backpage was illegally shut down (per news stories, federal prosecutors lied) and Craigslist stopped that category, manscaping is the rage.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #123329 on: October 10, 2019, 04:54:55 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 10, 2019, 04:24:34 PM
Disposal.  No one ever thinks about disposal.   >:( 

Them damn things outta be outlawed.

Put a MAGA tat on its ass and they'd be outlawed.
Eh, nevermind...
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