Sergeant, you also missed a major meltdown resulting in someone being sent to the nursery for her own good, lots of food discussions, and an extraordinary amount of detail about some ellgabbers' poop experiences. You can see from this it's been an intellectually enlightening holiday weekend here. 
And oh yes, welcome back!
I read some recent posts. They do this to all the women here at some point.
Her praise ratio is very high, like 25%, compared to my 4% (nudge, nudge).
Sorry people are picking on her, but you gotta realize who you are dealing with half the time! Some of those posters kind of do it to everyone, so theirs doesn't count as much. My experience is no one will remember it in a few months. Besides, this thread moves at some impossible rate of like fifty pages a day! Who will ever look back (besides me). I wish we could earn points to visit the cuckshack at our leisure.
How do all you people know so much about each other, like gender, sexual orientation and weight? I often would like to know the sex, gender and orientation of who I am talking to here. Just for points of reference. I always thought spookcat was a Tom! Was I wrong?
Taken into protective custody, hmmm. I guess she rates.
