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paladin1991

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78630 on: January 23, 2019, 01:05:25 AM »
Like the bikini climber...
She should have fucked a Sherpa to stay warm

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78631 on: January 23, 2019, 01:06:28 AM »
The chick in the mattress ad, is it the wedding ring that turns you on?

Well yeah!  Rings are a more evolved form of peeing on something.

Mark yer' territory!

Uh, was she even wearing a ring?  Her hair, mainly the part, bothers me still.
Eh, nevermind...

paladin1991

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78632 on: January 23, 2019, 01:08:23 AM »
5,230 pages . . .
78, 445 posts . .
You dumb-fucks are stuck on Heather's success.
She owns y'all . . .
  And we own your ass.  That's why you keep coming back and offering it up.  See you in a few hundred posts.   ;D

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78633 on: January 23, 2019, 01:08:27 AM »
Well yeah!  Rings are a more evolved form of peeing on something.

Mark yer' territory!

And on posts that I wish I had not read today...
Time spent with cats is never wasted.

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« Reply #78634 on: January 23, 2019, 01:11:47 AM »
@paladin1991 how are you doing today??
20 pages behind.  That is how I am.  Had a tough drive home fm my shift.  It was 4 inches of snow on the hwy and folks were starting to stall.  Going too slow, no snow tires, being fucking idiots....quien sabes?   Just glad to be home.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78635 on: January 23, 2019, 01:13:06 AM »
ALL BALLS FREEZE
and then shrinkage sets in.

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« Reply #78636 on: January 23, 2019, 01:14:07 AM »
20 pages behind.  That is how I am.  Had a tough drive home fm my shift.  It was 4 inches of snow on the hwy and folks were starting to stall.  Going too slow, no snow tires, being fucking idiots....quien sabes?   Just glad to be home.
I hope that you have a good night then. Snow and most drivers do not mix well.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78637 on: January 23, 2019, 01:16:31 AM »
Damon. no u cannot suk my dick.  Imma gonna get straight to sucking yours, though, bro.
;)

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78638 on: January 23, 2019, 01:18:34 AM »
This whole shitshow just gets more and more bizarre...
Darrell Fucking Neely.  Beats women, steals valor (and some ppl are starting to look at this), all around useless fuck and excuse for a human being.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78639 on: January 23, 2019, 01:25:47 AM »
@Jedimiller I did not know that you are gay. Is that why no woman wants to be around you? BTW Miller, I was doing your sister.
What a coincidence.   ;)

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78640 on: January 23, 2019, 01:28:08 AM »
Both of you are obsessed with each other. I think if people were to lock the two of you into a room, it might start out as fighting but you both either end up as best friends, patting each other on the back while drinking beer, or as lovers.
eeeeeeew.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78641 on: January 23, 2019, 01:40:48 AM »
The Falkie scented candle was a dud as well.
Smelled of ham and desperation, with just a hint of cat pee.
Plus 1

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« Reply #78642 on: January 23, 2019, 01:48:13 AM »
I hope that you have a good night then. Snow and most drivers do not mix well.
That's a no shitter.

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« Reply #78643 on: January 23, 2019, 02:13:06 AM »
@paladin1991 how are you doing today??
FYI He says that to all the boys.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78644 on: January 23, 2019, 02:13:54 AM »
Lately she's been working as a stunt double for Mt. St. Helens.
Lol.